Surely the funniest man to EVER live!

Look him up on Youtube. He will have you in tears. If you dont know him, he was the guy who did Mr Burns son in The Simpsons.

My wifes cooking is so bad, we say our prayers after we eat !

My mother in law is so fat, when the cops see her standing on the street, they tell her to break it up!

I am so old, then I went to mexico...and got a dose of the walks!!!

Mikeynora (Limerick) - Posts: 888 - 02/09/2010 13:38:46    763369

Pure legend, check him out in Caddyshack.

Goodfella, Tir (None) - Posts: 1652 - 02/09/2010 13:41:33    763376

He's brilliant...."you know how I know my wife is cheating? Every time I go home the parrot says "quick out the window!" " Classic comedian

jarhead (Westmeath) - Posts: 285 - 02/09/2010 15:02:50    763493

Even my new girlfriend doesnt like me.....she called me, she said "come over, quick, theres no one home" so I called over.......there was no one home!!!

Mikeynora (Limerick) - Posts: 888 - 02/09/2010 15:11:34    763506

Did you see his cameo in Natural Born Killers... truly and utterly disturbing.

But brilliantly acted... dark, awful stuff..

jimbodub (Dublin) - Posts: 20763 - 02/09/2010 15:24:39    763511

My wife is such a bad cook, the flys all chipped in to fix the screen door!

Mikeynora (Limerick) - Posts: 888 - 03/09/2010 11:23:07    764156