Edward was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what there fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc, but Edward was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father is an exotic dancer in a g*y club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men." The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Edward aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Edward, "He plays Football for Westmeath but I was just too embarrassed to say." i know its old but a classic

Rhodejim (Offaly) - Posts: 2888 - 05/09/2008 09:14:36    93420

This is a bit iffy so stay with me.....

The teacher was going around the class asking the kid's who they support!
'Dublin' said the large majority of the class until she reached Johnny,
'Johnny who do you support' She asked,
'Meath',responded Johnny proudly,
'And why Meath'?She asked,
'Well both my parents are from Meath',he proclaimed
Obviously annoyed she responded 'If your Mother was a Prostitute and your Father a Drug Dealer what would that make you'?
'A Dublin supporter',Said Johnny!

paddym123 (Meath) - Posts: 367 - 05/09/2008 10:41:34    93518

MAYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha Ha Get It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diffman (Roscommon) - Posts: 4 - 05/09/2008 14:11:16    93799

Roscommon and Monaghan. You pair would go well together. Tommy Murphy beckons.

Keano (Mayo) - Posts: 412 - 05/09/2008 15:22:35    93891