Aw c'mon Breffni, open your mind, I started this thread, weird, funny, all stories are welcome

Besides, there are some cracking posts here already

gigoer (Wexford) - Posts: 1998 - 29/06/2011 12:37:51    970280

gigoer
County: Wexford
Posts: 405

970280 Aw c'mon Breffni, open your mind, I started this thread, weird, funny, all stories are welcome

Besides, there are some cracking posts here already

Ah I know yeah. I was just trying to highlight how strange and unfunny Patriques post was. It was satire and I was desperately trying to impress his famed wit and intellect.

Breffni40 (Cavan) - Posts: 12483 - 29/06/2011 12:53:25    970307

Well I'm sure his chants are motivating!!

Hardy har...

gigoer (Wexford) - Posts: 1998 - 29/06/2011 12:57:03    970314

Breffni39
County: Cavan
Posts: 5585

970268 Patrique is the only poster to stay on topic, it's "strangest things you've heard" not funniest things.

I agree breff - they are def not funny - a couple of tumbleweed blew by my table as i read his post. Think i heard a faint curch bell ring in the distance too.

Brolly (Monaghan) - Posts: 4472 - 29/06/2011 13:06:24    970328

"Shut your a** and give your mouth a chance"

Ex-manager of my club shouted to one of his own supporters who was giving him a hard time in the stand behind the dugout at a junior league match..
..and no, twas not me. I speak no brown :-)

Brolly (Monaghan) - Posts: 4472 - 29/06/2011 13:13:22    970336

At Parnell Park at a Saturday night match the fellow beside me suddenly roared out "Dublin ball ref". Not unusual except the match hadn't started!
I looked at him and realised he was very very drunk - and I moved seat quickly!

jos33 (Dublin) - Posts: 243 - 29/06/2011 14:27:17    970425

funniest thing i ever heard was peter canavans little political rant after an all ireland final.

liathroidboy (Mayo) - Posts: 4921 - 29/06/2011 15:43:05    970526

funniest : louth for sam at last years leinster final when they thought they were going through to the quarter finals!

BettystownRoyal (Meath) - Posts: 3353 - 29/06/2011 16:03:46    970568

heard one of our club managers in team talk say before a match " c'mon to f*ck now lads...we only get one sh*te at the berry"

Obviously got his words muddled and the whole place erupted.

grandagrokepoke (Down) - Posts: 347 - 29/06/2011 16:12:38    970588

heard one of our club managers in team talk say before a match " c'mon to f*ck now lads...we only get one sh*te at the berry"

Obviously got his words muddled and the whole place erupted.

grandagrokepoke (Down) - Posts: 347 - 29/06/2011 16:37:08    970642

at a tyrone derry game a lock of years ago when there was talk of closing the hospital in omagh.

Tyrone man: "there's no London in Tyrone!"

Derry man a few seats over: "Aye, and theres no hospital either"

That was the end of the London stuff.


also heard a great team talk from a man looking after a minor team of a south armagh club who were playing a north armagh side in the championship. He says "our hands build walls. their hands pick apples."

an_gaffer (Armagh) - Posts: 1 - 29/06/2011 16:38:04    970644

Once heard a Down fan tell Brian Dooher (a Vet) to go stick his arm up a cows arse!

ballybannongael (Down) - Posts: 547 - 29/06/2011 16:55:35    970674

club championship semi final last year. mountbellew vs eventual champions killererin. everytime mountbellew got the ball around midfield, the roar from a man in the terraces was 'drive it in' to which one response was - 'how can ya drive it in without a sterin wheel?'

onthewire (Galway) - Posts: 27 - 29/06/2011 17:30:50    970726

SeniorPanel
County: Tyrone
Posts: 34

Favourite story ever;

Man goes to game at croke park, parks car nearby!
Little rascal asks him for a euro to look after his car, man says "no need i left the dog in the back seat!"
The rascal looks at him and says in dublin accent "thats aww right Mister but can your dog put out a fire???????

Euro paid promtly,lol!

He got a bargain. For not burning out your car I charge at least a fiver.

MesAmis (Dublin) - Posts: 13837 - 29/06/2011 17:43:47    970754

very strange listening to dubs calling there players by their number as they havent a clue who they are

liathroidboy (Mayo) - Posts: 4921 - 29/06/2011 18:46:38    970838

hit him he's no relation. and god didnt give you elbows for picking your nose.

on_the_break (Mayo) - Posts: 40 - 29/06/2011 19:05:41    970857

Was in lower Cusack for the Dublin/Offaly match. Old boy a few seats back had a few on board and obviously had a bit of an issue with Sexton the ref from Cork who he abused from a height at the top of his voice.

Anyway, Sexton gave Offaly a free which he then moved forward for some verbals from a Dublin player. At which point a chap in same row as myself turned to your man behind and said: "That's your fault."

hurlingdub (Dublin) - Posts: 6978 - 30/06/2011 08:49:32    971141