sorry for the delay , i had to scramble what i could from the bunker.. mercury/tilts/blastingcaps, that sort of thing.
anyway i am on my way and ready to strike when instructed

yours in resistance ta32.

Walter Mitty syndrome is named after James Thurber, who was partially blinded by a childhood accident - his brother William shot an arrow at him. When he was unable to participate in games and sports with other children, he developed a rich fantasy life, which found its outlet in his writings.

It is generally considered to affect mild-mannered, affable people who resort to obsessive fantasizing.

dhorse (Laois) - Posts: 11374 - 05/08/2010 20:08:22    737468

You could appoint be as official waterboy!!!!!!!!!

jambread (Cork) - Posts: 307 - 05/08/2010 21:33:44    737569

dhorse.
come on now wee man ... is that it ?

ta32 (Tyrone) - Posts: 4907 - 05/08/2010 21:40:14    737585

First of all I would like to apologise for the delay in replying, I was away on cruical union business all evening.

Anyway, there are a number of issues for me here. I shall try cover then all with this post. If not will see to them tomorow.

-Someone has mentioned a "minister for agriculture". Again what union would need such a position. I think some people are making a political football out of this. I therefore use my power as president to banish Maigh-Eo from union meetings.

-Breadtheredhand has questioned the role of northern officer. This is a key role, as we know all you nordies like to stick together. Partique was IMO the most capable poster of representing the views of our Northern friends within the union. We know partique has great respect for ALL Ulster counties.

-LeBlus, i have a feeling you may be of French origion. Therefore, you will be assigned the role of Cheating expert. The role is to be shared with another poster of your choice. I suggest you pick someone from the county of Meath.

-Ta am delighted to have you on board. Have heard nothing from omar since, so I take it all went well.

On a seperate issue, the union executive is becoming quite bloated with many new positions being established.
We need to act tomorrowon out main objective at the minute. Of getting RLF back in action.

Sleep well men. It may be your last !!!

Yours In SPort,
JOseff,
President HPU

joseff (Louth) - Posts: 964 - 05/08/2010 21:56:53    737603

Iam the person who does refreshments therefore we do not need a water boy..

Orlaith (Derry) - Posts: 4282 - 05/08/2010 21:59:52    737613

Joseff,

I would like to extend my heartfelt appreciation for banishing me from the union.

By doing so you have created an aura around me. I am now seen as the dangerous outsider, the lovable rogue, the rebel if you will.

Trouble is Joseff that these Rebels seem to have a habit of coming back into prominence at some stage usually when some tyrannical ruler is loathed by their once adoring public.

Until that day I wish you all the best in trying to keep control of this angry mob of people.

maigh_eo

P.S. There's always room for a Minister for Agriculture, One day once you have a similar level of intelligence and experience as I have you will realise that.

maigh_eo (Mayo) - Posts: 1346 - 06/08/2010 11:48:17    737833

Ah bless, look at the wee kids playing Politics. If this thread helps get these youngsters interested in Politics I'm all for it, they are the voters of tomorrow after all. First the funny place names thread and now this, well done Hoganstand for catering for the kids

pplocal (Tyrone) - Posts: 5878 - 06/08/2010 11:56:27    737848

ta32
County: Tyrone
Posts: 2178

737585 dhorse.
come on now wee man ... is that it ?

Wee man is right. My dog can run faster than yours i'll have you know.

dhorse (Laois) - Posts: 11374 - 06/08/2010 12:11:36    737886

PomeroyPlunkett
County: Tyrone
Posts: 1106

737848 Ah bless, look at the wee kids playing Politics. If this thread helps get these youngsters interested in Politics I'm all for it, they are the voters of tomorrow after all. First the funny place names thread and now this, well done Hoganstand for catering for the kids

Sure doesn't it keep them out of real mischief.

dhorse (Laois) - Posts: 11374 - 06/08/2010 12:14:17    737892

maigh_eo
County: Mayo
Posts: 1261

737833 Joseff,

I would like to extend my heartfelt appreciation for banishing me from the union.

By doing so you have created an aura around me. I am now seen as the dangerous outsider, the lovable rogue, the rebel if you will.

Trouble is Joseff that these Rebels seem to have a habit of coming back into prominence at some stage usually when some tyrannical ruler is loathed by their once adoring public.

Until that day I wish you all the best in trying to keep control of this angry mob of people.

maigh_eo

P.S. There's always room for a Minister for Agriculture, One day once you have a similar level of intelligence and experience as I have you will realise that.

I think you have created your own aura around yourself Maigh-Eo, that being one of foolishness.

If we are to go anyway as a Union, we need successfull people on board. Think history will shown this means that we would be better afforded to distance ourselves from Mayo people.

Enjoy life in the wilderness my friend, and watch your back Ta32 will be keeping an eye on you !

Yours In Sport,
Joseff,
President HPU

joseff (Louth) - Posts: 964 - 06/08/2010 12:26:17    737915

Pomeroy Plunkett

I don't fully agree with your last post

sorry for not being expansive but editorial tolerance seems to be getting stricter by the hour

Omar.d (Cavan) - Posts: 1141 - 06/08/2010 12:29:48    737926

PomeroyPlunkett
County: Tyrone
Posts: 1107

737848 Ah bless, look at the wee kids playing Politics. If this thread helps get these youngsters interested in Politics I'm all for it, they are the voters of tomorrow after all. First the funny place names thread and now this, well done Hoganstand for catering for the kids

PP am I to that that that you aren't taking up your position as chief negotiator?
You clearly didn't read through all the posts before posting.

Perhaps Dell was right about you after all !!

Orlaith, your quite right to stand your ground. Don't let them ones push you around.

Yours In Sport,
Joseff,
President HPU

joseff (Louth) - Posts: 964 - 06/08/2010 12:30:09    737927

ta32
County: Tyrone
Posts: 2178

530537 nocky god loves a tryer wee man

ta32
County: Tyrone
Posts: 2178

737585 dhorse.
come on now wee man ... is that it ?


Sorry i completely missed your point re "wee man" its obviously a term of endearment in your part of the country, i thought it was a put down, i should have known better i suppose. I take back what i said abou't your slow dog.

yours in patriotism

dhorse (Laois) - Posts: 11374 - 06/08/2010 12:37:50    737942

No you're quite correct, I didn't have the time nor the inclination to read through four pages of kid talk. I do think it's good for youngsters to get involved in Politics so I hope you all have fun on this thread. Any questions or queries feel free to ask the adults on the site, I'd be more than happy to pass on my knowledge

pplocal (Tyrone) - Posts: 5878 - 06/08/2010 13:00:25    737994

joseff

Told you about PP he turns against his own keep him out ...

Dellboypolecat (Tyrone) - Posts: 15069 - 06/08/2010 13:04:14    738000

06/08/2010 12:37:50
dhorse
County: Laois
Posts: 5644

Sorry i completely missed your point re "wee man" its obviously a term of endearment in your part of the country, i thought it was a put down, i should have known better i suppose. I take back what i said abou't your slow dog.
________________
Apology may be premature
Always thought the term of endearment was "big Man" same as in Scotland- unless you are less than 5 foot tall in which case "wee man" is used.

His post said Wee man is that it ? - The level of insult might depend on the gender of the speaker- If the Phrase was used by a female -it generally would not be meant as compliment to the counter party.

Omar.d (Cavan) - Posts: 1141 - 06/08/2010 13:06:18    738004

I ts bad when players from Pomeroy do not know this person making up lies about players meetings when there was none and he was found out about not been from there at all how how childish.

Dellboypolecat (Tyrone) - Posts: 15069 - 06/08/2010 13:16:06    738018

PomeroyPlunkett
County: Tyrone
Posts: 1108

737994 No you're quite correct, I didn't have the time nor the inclination to read through four pages of kid talk. I do think it's good for youngsters to get involved in Politics so I hope you all have fun on this thread. Any questions or queries feel free to ask the adults on the site, I'd be more than happy to pass on my knowledge


Adults? On this site?
I gathered it was started up as a bit of a giggle, but as usual it was infiltrated by people with a different agenda.

dhorse (Laois) - Posts: 11374 - 06/08/2010 13:21:17    738029

06/08/2010 13:00:25
PomeroyPlunkett
County: Tyrone
Posts: 1108

737994 No you're quite correct, I didn't have the time nor the inclination to read through four pages of kid talk. I do think it's good for youngsters to get involved in Politics so I hope you all have fun on this thread. Any questions or queries feel free to ask the adults on the site, I'd be more than happy to pass on my knowledge

___________
Answers on a postcard ?

Omar.d (Cavan) - Posts: 1141 - 06/08/2010 13:33:15    738045

Alright PP, we will be better of without you.

The position of chief negotiator is now vacant ?
Would anyone be interested? Dhorse perhaps?

Anyway, we are doing little to get RLF back on board. Therefore I will start a thread in my own time calling for him to be brought back.
I invite all members to contribute to this thread.

Yours In SPort,
Joseff,
President HPU

joseff (Louth) - Posts: 964 - 06/08/2010 13:59:45    738089