freetaker1
County: Limerick
Posts: 196

731592 One of the best ever was from South Park when Randy Marsh was stopped by the cops for drink driving

(drunken voice) "what seems to the officer, problem" hic

On topic the previous mentioned quote over the asprin and came home with a pack of fags , pure gold.
03/08/2010 09:56:12
Suas Sios
County: All
Posts: 596

733674 I am so smart, I am so smart. S M R T, no I mean S M A R T...... (House is consumed in flames)

Family guy and South park are much funnier

Start a "Family Guy quotes" and "South Park quotes" thread then so.... :)

PS I like family guy, but I always say that anyone who says its better than the simpsons must think oasis are better than the beatles, cos not only is the whole genre and set-up ripped off they often steal entire jokes from the simpsons, and thats proper jokes too not just random weird stuff that family guy often gets cheap laughs from.

Breffni40 (Cavan) - Posts: 12311 - 03/08/2010 16:01:20    734417

homer after climbing the murderhorn
I actually did it - I climbed the unclimbable mountain Bow down
before me everyone, for I am your king!

Kenlim (Limerick) - Posts: 864 - 03/08/2010 16:16:22    734443

"Chief Wiggum we have an emergency, over"
Chief Wiggum:" Whoa, Thank God thats over i was getting a bit scared there"!!!!! LOL!!!!

jambread (Cork) - Posts: 307 - 03/08/2010 19:32:33    734732

Media- DR. Nick, where are the bodies
DR. Nick- oh it's such a nice day, i think il go out the window.

PK57 (Louth) - Posts: 1661 - 03/08/2010 19:41:17    734750

Breffni39
PS I like family guy, but I always say that anyone who says its better than the simpsons must think oasis are better than the beatles, cos not only is the whole genre and set-up ripped off they often steal entire jokes from the simpsons, and thats proper jokes too not just random weird stuff that family guy often gets cheap laughs from.
03/08/2010 16:16:22

Point taken about family guy - I guess I've just seen simpsons re-runs so much that I could act out the episode myself. I prefer South park because they push their luck to the limits and don't care if people get offended.

To compare Oasis to the Beatles is verging on blasphemy by the way...

Suas Sios (None) - Posts: 1558 - 04/08/2010 10:16:19    735085

Suas Sios
County: All
Posts: 597

Point taken about family guy - I guess I've just seen simpsons re-runs so much that I could act out the episode myself. I prefer South park because they push their luck to the limits and don't care if people get offended.

To compare Oasis to the Beatles is verging on blasphemy by the way...

I know its blasphemy! South Park is class too, i agree on that. I just think family guy owes an awful lot more to the Simpsons

Breffni40 (Cavan) - Posts: 12311 - 04/08/2010 10:31:18    735110

the dont call me springfield fats cause i m morbidly obese.. - whilst he crushes ned flanders pool table

old yellar (None) - Posts: 2630 - 04/08/2010 13:00:59    735470

Fat Tony: Did you have a nice flight, Johnny Tightlips?
Johnny Tightlips: I ain't sayin' nothin'.
Fat Tony: I understand. So how is your mother?
Johnny Tightlips: Whoa, hey, who says I have a mother?

Fat Tony: Johnny Tightlips, can you see the shooter?
Johnny Tightlips: I see a lot of things.
Fat Tony: You know, you could be a little more helpful.

Louie: Had enough, squealer?
Frankie The Squealer: Did you know Fat Tony's real first name is Marion?
Legs: You just don't learn, do you?

Fat Tony: Now some unpleasant news. I have learned that someone in this room is a squealer.
Legs: We've narrowed it down to either Johnny Tightlips or Frankie The Squealer.
Frankie The Squealer: Okay, it's me! I can't help it! I just like squealing! It makes me feel big!

Mafia Guy: Johnny Tight Lips where'd they hit ya?
Johnny Tight Lips: I ain't sayin' nothin'.
Mafia Guy: Then what do I tell the doctor?
Johnny Tight Lips: Tell him to suck a lemon.

Breffni40 (Cavan) - Posts: 12311 - 04/08/2010 13:08:27    735484

-Oh my great good God! Gentlemen, your attention please. I am detecting a gigantic amphibious life-form, it's 80 meters long and it's heading this way. Oh good glayven it's on my shoe. It's a small frog, just get off, just get off there, just get out of it, get out of it. Stupid machine, oh wait a minute, this isn't the Monsterometer, it's the Frog-Exaggerator Mm-hai

*Mark Hamill offers the role of Obi Wan Kenobi to the audience*
Lenny: Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, pick me. My whole life has been leading to this moment.
Carl: Like hell it has. If anybody's gonna play Obi, it's me.
Frink: Right, step away foolish amateurs, just keep back, keep out of it. The role is mine with the acting and the groupies and the "Luke, Luke, save me" with the light sabre and the vwing, vwing, vwing.
Willie: That's not how you vwing. *Willie punches Frink which starts a riot*

-Excuse me, Lisa, but I couldn't help but overhear your nerdy predicament. Maybe I can be of assistance with the dancing and the twisting and the *singing* kung fu fighting. Deedle-deedle dee dee doo.

Frink: Ha ha wha. Oh, sorry I'm late. There was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying when the monkeys stole the glasses off my head. Wh-ha ha.
*The screen fades*
Frink: Oh, no, please no. I have a funny story if you listen. I even wrote theme music, here listen. Ha ha, mm-m hey hey,
Professor Frink, Professor Frink,
He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think,
He likes to run, and then the thing,
with the... mm-m person... Oh boy, that monkey is going to pay

Breffni40 (Cavan) - Posts: 12311 - 04/08/2010 13:23:22    735517