I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z,

No you'll never make a monkey out of me.....

Oh my God, I was wrong,
It was Earth all along,
Yes you finally made a monkey,
(Yes we finally made a monkey),
You finally made a monkey out of me!

NavyNBlue (Dublin) - Posts: 1357 - 30/07/2010 13:28:46    729494

I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.

MesAmis (Dublin) - Posts: 13796 - 30/07/2010 13:38:18    729516

Hens love roosters
geese love ganders
everyone else loves ned flanders
NOT ME!

Breffni40 (Cavan) - Posts: 12311 - 30/07/2010 14:18:11    729591

haha

maigh_eo (Mayo) - Posts: 1346 - 30/07/2010 14:21:44    729594

Homer: They didn't have any aspirin so I got you some cigarettes (hands Marge a pack of Fags) !!
vintage homer

Rhodejim (Offaly) - Posts: 2888 - 30/07/2010 14:28:06    729612

''You have 24 hours to give me my money. To show you we are serious, you have 12 hours.'' Fat Tony. legend.

patmcgee (Longford) - Posts: 520 - 30/07/2010 14:44:14    729639

Not really a great quote I think its my favourite simpsons scene:

Mr. Burns: I wanted to give you something to remember me by, I know you've always had your eye on this photo of Elvis and me!
Smithers: He was so good to mother, sir!
Mr. Burns: Yes, but I couldn't understand a word that man said! (Impersonating Elvis) Mistah Burrs, duhs a boom hang gasson for hound dawg!
Smithers: (Laughing) Stop it, you're killing me sir!

Breffni40 (Cavan) - Posts: 12311 - 30/07/2010 14:46:39    729644

English side ruined, must use frensh instructions. LE GRILLE, what the hell is that?!

Htaem (Meath) - Posts: 8657 - 30/07/2010 14:49:46    729649

Mo: "Ahhh C'mon guys... Why cant I find Amanda hugankis"!!

Barney: "Maybe your standards are too high"

jimbodub (Dublin) - Posts: 20763 - 30/07/2010 14:57:49    729660

Homer at Moes "Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids".

brendtheredhand (Tyrone) - Posts: 10897 - 30/07/2010 15:13:04    729687

Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

Rhodejim (Offaly) - Posts: 2888 - 30/07/2010 15:31:29    729712

haha chowdier its CHAWDA

pidge (Cork) - Posts: 543 - 30/07/2010 15:32:54    729716

http://blogzarro.com/2007/07/100-greatest-simpsons-quotes/

OLLIE (Louth) - Posts: 12224 - 30/07/2010 15:37:26    729722

"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!!!"

MesAmis (Dublin) - Posts: 13796 - 30/07/2010 15:41:05    729730

We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughin', did you?

Breffni40 (Cavan) - Posts: 12311 - 30/07/2010 15:41:59    729732

Ooh they have the internet on computers now?

#Japanese Emporer - 'Im emporer Herohito'
#Homer - Oh yeah, well im Clobbersaurus
- Homer beats up emporer -
# Homer (to japanese crowd while kissing his guns) All Hail Emporer Clobbersaurus'

jimmyjoebob (Armagh) - Posts: 137 - 30/07/2010 15:52:36    729751

Homer: "... Well son they really need me around the nuclear plank"


Homer "Havent you been listening to that guy in church...???!!! Captain what's his name!!


"Oh my God I was wrong...!! It was earth all along... looks like you finally made a monkey...."

"Yes we finally made a Monkey"

Yessssss.... you'veeeeeee fiiiiiinally made a monkey... out of meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I love you Doctor Zayus!!

jimbodub (Dublin) - Posts: 20763 - 30/07/2010 15:59:52    729765

The episode where homer gets a new job for a billionaire holding the world to ransom. At one stage the billionaire is talking to the UN security council and says he wants X amount of money and to show he's serious he blows up london brige out the window behing them.

One of the UN council says: "Maybe it was a coincidence. Let's take a chance."
Another one: "you always want to take a chance."

hurlinspuds (Cork) - Posts: 1494 - 30/07/2010 16:03:04    729768

Marge: "Homer have you been drinking...?"

Homer: No, No, No.........OK ten beers.


Homer Drunk: So I says to him...Ohhh yeah... well if you want, come and get it..!! Ya big baloney....!! You make me wanna wretch...!! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

jimbodub (Dublin) - Posts: 20763 - 30/07/2010 16:04:31    729770

Ralph Wiggum: "Me fail English, that's unpossible"

irlande (Fermanagh) - Posts: 535 - 30/07/2010 16:13:32    729786