The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

The only other word with the same amount of letters is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural.

mugsys_barber (Tyrone) - Posts: 2160 - 26/02/2010 14:13:32    574001

You are more likely to die while walking while drunk, than driving while drunk.

Derry_ledd (Derry) - Posts: 2093 - 26/02/2010 14:26:00    574027

Derry_ledd
County: Derry
Posts: 938

574027 You are more likely to die while walking while drunk, than driving while drunk.


I've been trying to get that through to several people, but nobody will believe me.

I was drinking with a lad last weekend and he was well full, fallin through the place and could barely speak. When he came in for the cure in the mornin, I said ''You must have walked home last night'' to which he replied, ''Did I ****, I drove, how would I have walked with the state I was in''

Dr.Shephard (Leitrim) - Posts: 2187 - 26/02/2010 15:05:42    574098

Nocky are you one of those people who think 9/11 was an inside job?Yourself and Jim Corr would be well matched alrite LoL.

fredrickwood (Roscommon) - Posts: 2871 - 26/02/2010 15:21:26    574128

Do Orangutan's slag each other off for being ginger?

JuanVeron (Westmeath) - Posts: 1866 - 26/02/2010 16:55:31    574261

waynoI
County: Dublin
Posts: 771

573894 During his or her lifetime, the average human will grow 590 miles of hair

On their head?

Royal_Girl2k9 (Meath) - Posts: 2107 - 26/02/2010 17:07:38    574269

There are more people who eat sharks than there are sharks that eat people.

derryman (Derry) - Posts: 3246 - 26/02/2010 17:11:52    574278

Your birthday

Step 1) Pick a mumbers that equals the month of Your birthday: January = 1, Feb = 2 etc.
Step 2) Multiply that by 5
Step 3) Then add 6
Step 4) Then multiply that total by 4
Step 5) Then add 9
Step 6) Then multiply this total by 5 once again
Step 7) Add to that total the day they were born on. If they were born on the 18th, they add 18, etc.
Step8 ) Subtract 165

The answer equals the month and date you were born

ruanua (Donegal) - Posts: 4966 - 26/02/2010 17:12:25    574279

A child has got more bones than a grown ups got and that's a natural law, them them bones need calcium

Yop (Wexford) - Posts: 362 - 26/02/2010 17:16:49    574285

rg2k9

yeah .....

waynoI (Dublin) - Posts: 13654 - 26/02/2010 17:33:20    574305

Derry_ledd
County: Derry
Posts: 939

574027 You are more likely to die while walking while drunk, than driving while drunk.

unfortunately you are more likely to kill somebody else while driving with alcohol on board

dhorse (Laois) - Posts: 11374 - 26/02/2010 17:39:23    574314

Now got to Microsoft word and do the following!!!
1. Open up word.
2. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the towers.
3. Highlight the Q33 NY.
4. Change the font size to 48.
Then change the actual font to WINGDINGS

Nocky...

That is scary ****. All this symbolism is far from coincidental. I believe that al-Qaeda do this intentionally to fuel the hysteria.

roundball (Tipperary) - Posts: 2514 - 26/02/2010 18:33:20    574376

26/02/2010 15:21:26
fredrickwood
County: Roscommon
Posts: 1975

574128
Nocky are you one of those people who think 9/11 was an inside job?Yourself and Jim Corr would be well matched alrite LoL.
___________

No, that's just an email I received, this thread reminded me of it so I did a copy and paste job. It's mostly rubbish, but I thought Q33 NY into MS Word in Windings was pretty cool.

nocky (Wexford) - Posts: 2059 - 26/02/2010 18:42:11    574388

ruanua has just giving away his/her idenity.
are u carol voderman? ..... he he.

ta32 (Tyrone) - Posts: 4907 - 26/02/2010 19:10:05    574422

ta32
County: Tyrone
Posts: 1094

574422 ruanua has just giving away his/her idenity.
are u carol voderman? ..... he he.

Carol is gone off the show, have you caught a glimpse of the new princess

dhorse (Laois) - Posts: 11374 - 26/02/2010 19:21:51    574439

You are more likely to see England win the hurling all Ireland before Derry will win 10 all Ireland's in a row

Orlaith (Derry) - Posts: 4282 - 27/02/2010 21:55:14    574944

Why loyal girl where else would you grow it

Orlaith (Derry) - Posts: 4282 - 27/02/2010 21:56:33    574948

Orlaith if you don't know that I'm worried.

Royal_Girl2k9 (Meath) - Posts: 2107 - 27/02/2010 21:59:40    574955

Sex Panther works 60% of the time every time.

Big Iano (Cavan) - Posts: 188 - 28/02/2010 20:30:34    575444

there is more chance of me been eaten by a bicycle than westmeath winning the all-ireland this year.

EndaMN (Westmeath) - Posts: 187 - 01/03/2010 12:11:55    575763