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I hate nearly everything about it these days.... I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. Man City breaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of money. It's no more exciting that Nameless **** getting to number 1 in the charts after winning the X-Factor. I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's 17, playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20 after about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL. I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever happening about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money thing to change but it doesn't happen. Why the **** are Charlton, Leeds and Southampton still in business? I hate Frank Lampard's stupid face. I hate that Joe Cole's tongue is never in his mouth. I hate John Terry being England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF. I hate the England team. I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully had nothing but pace. I hate the FA Cup. There may be little shocks like last night but for the most part you know who's going to win it. Unless a team throws away all their financial security to win it a la Pompey. I hate Harry Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp. And the Wii. I hate James Nesbitt, Eammon Holmes and everyone. I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer. I hate Garth Crooks. I hate Garth Brooks for that matter. I hate Sky Sports. I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards it's amazing. I hate that everything football related has to have 'Club Foot' playing behind it. I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory. I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than pain and disappointment. I hate any advert that mentions pies at football. I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game. I hate Marlon King and any team that signs him when he gets out. I hate that it'll probably be us. I hate Phil Brown. I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers real problems this summer' before EVERY TOURNAMENT. I hate that Kieron Dyer earned more in the time I took to write this post than I'll earn this month. I hate Adrian Durham, Ian Wright and Alan Brazil. I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop lingering. I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or Bradford. I hate that a comeback from 4-0 down at half time (TWICE) means nothing because we aren't scouse. I hate Leeds. I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home. I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson. I hate Jermaine Beckford and any player who has neck tattoos. I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then sung in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. I hate Danny Dyer and anyone he's ever interviewed. I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to Millwall. They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Chapter 2: Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They had 2000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. * me... Jade Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written one. I hate that all good youngsters end their careers at Spurs before they start."

Liamwalkinstown (Dublin) - Posts: 8167 - 21/01/2010 14:38:04    538952

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You still keep tuning in though Liam!!!

Great post!

Breffni40 (Cavan) - Posts: 12452 - 21/01/2010 15:26:17    539001

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Brilliant post.

Top notch

jimbodub (Dublin) - Posts: 20763 - 21/01/2010 15:33:56    539008

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Not your own though Liam? Still funny.

Breffni40 (Cavan) - Posts: 12452 - 21/01/2010 15:35:31    539011

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No Breff, lifted from F365. Had that at the top but maybe the ref to another site was removed? It was written by a QPR fan :)

Liamwalkinstown (Dublin) - Posts: 8167 - 21/01/2010 15:39:37    539014

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QPR it is then Liam ?

ruanua (Donegal) - Posts: 4966 - 21/01/2010 15:41:06    539015

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No Rua, I am a toffee for my sins!

Liamwalkinstown (Dublin) - Posts: 8167 - 21/01/2010 15:43:57    539019

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Yeah, the "not scouse" bit gave it away.

Breffni40 (Cavan) - Posts: 12452 - 21/01/2010 15:48:21    539027

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Sure its a grand ol team to play for, Sure its a grand ol team to see, And if you know, your History, well its enough to make your heart go oooooooohh... We dont care what the red-***** say, What the hell do we care, for we only know, thats theres gonna be a show, And the Everton boys are there

Liamwalkinstown (Dublin) - Posts: 8167 - 21/01/2010 15:57:19    539038

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i intensly dislike gary nevill

sectarianism and racism in scottish football

sepp Blatter

alan hansen (even though he is an ex thistle player)

the kit man of Rangers FC

Nacho Novo

England football followers

0-0 draws

players needing to rest between games

hamstring injuries- they didn't exist in the 60s

Aston Villa FC

not too keen on Notts Forest

soccer jersies at gaa matches and vice versa

celtic season ticket holders

thistle_harps (UK) - Posts: 879 - 21/01/2010 16:19:45    539066

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21/01/2010 15:43:57
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539019 No Rua, I am a toffee for my sins!
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Sorry Liam - my QPR point was made before I saw you confirming your source - That was my point

ruanua (Donegal) - Posts: 4966 - 21/01/2010 16:29:03    539083

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I hate Pascal Chimbonda. He is what is wrong with football. Did they ever find that bloke that Phil Brown apparently saved from suicide??

Adler (Monaghan) - Posts: 754 - 21/01/2010 16:31:58    539090

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No Worries Rua

Liamwalkinstown (Dublin) - Posts: 8167 - 21/01/2010 16:34:21    539092

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People giving out about Zonal marking - I'm looking at you Gilesy! When someone man marks and is beaten to a header, nobody says, if he had marked the zone infront of him, he'd have won the header.

When two players contest a high ball with their feet, the player who wins it, gets a foul given against him.

Breffni40 (Cavan) - Posts: 12452 - 21/01/2010 16:36:36    539096

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Managers who chew gum all the feckin time.... Sir Fergie Big Sam Check out that chewing gum walk.... very wrigley!

jimbodub (Dublin) - Posts: 20763 - 21/01/2010 16:44:30    539110

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Liamwalkinstown County: Dublin Posts: 2117 538952 I hate nearly everything about it these days.... I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. Man City breaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of money. It's no more exciting that Nameless **** getting to number 1 in the charts after winning the X-Factor. I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's 17, playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20 after about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL. I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever happening about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money thing to change but it doesn't happen. Why the **** are Charlton, Leeds and Southampton still in business? I hate Frank Lampard's stupid face. I hate that Joe Cole's tongue is never in his mouth. I hate John Terry being England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF. I hate the England team. I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully had nothing but pace. I hate the FA Cup. There may be little shocks like last night but for the most part you know who's going to win it. Unless a team throws away all their financial security to win it a la Pompey. I hate Harry Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp. And the Wii. I hate James Nesbitt, Eammon Holmes and everyone. I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer. I hate Garth Crooks. I hate Garth Brooks for that matter. I hate Sky Sports. I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards it's amazing. I hate that everything football related has to have 'Club Foot' playing behind it. I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory. I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than pain and disappointment. I hate any advert that mentions pies at football. I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game. I hate Marlon King and any team that signs him when he gets out. I hate that it'll probably be us. I hate Phil Brown. I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers real problems this summer' before EVERY TOURNAMENT. I hate that Kieron Dyer earned more in the time I took to write this post than I'll earn this month. I hate Adrian Durham, Ian Wright and Alan Brazil. I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop lingering. I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or Bradford. I hate that a comeback from 4-0 down at half time (TWICE) means nothing because we aren't scouse. I hate Leeds. I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home. I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson. I hate Jermaine Beckford and any player who has neck tattoos. I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then sung in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. I hate Danny Dyer and anyone he's ever interviewed. I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to Millwall. They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Chapter 2: Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They had 2000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. * me... Jade Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written one. to think we pay you to write this rubbish, its no wonder the countrys broke

GerryMc (Mayo) - Posts: 218 - 21/01/2010 16:49:23    539122

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GerryMc
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Haha FAIL

Breffni40 (Cavan) - Posts: 12452 - 21/01/2010 16:59:09    539136

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David Sullivan and Gold rolling into West Ham, like a pair of dellboys, saying all the right things and playing up to the SSN cameras, when like everything else they're in it for a quick buck.

SSN for indulging them.

Breffni40 (Cavan) - Posts: 12452 - 21/01/2010 17:06:28    539147

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what a waste of your time writing this liam

hipster (Dublin) - Posts: 2509 - 21/01/2010 17:07:58    539149

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Reason to love soccer..

Liamo hates it

miketyson (Limerick) - Posts: 2748 - 21/01/2010 17:11:10    539152

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