Anyone got any good county jokes?

How is a Cavan-man like Fred Flintstone?
They both look out their windows and see Rubble!!

kleenex (Wexford) - Posts: 392 - 16/09/2009 11:09:56    427522

If Kleenex moved from wexford to another county - he would reduce the average IQ in both counties.

ruanua (Donegal) - Posts: 4966 - 16/09/2009 11:28:43    427543

Kleenex, there is any amount of good Cavan jokes. Thats not one of them.

Breffni40 (Cavan) - Posts: 12311 - 16/09/2009 12:15:40    427601

Why do Monaghan farmers like springing heifers ?
Ans= because they are near Cavan.

Mulligan Eamonn (None) - Posts: 896 - 16/09/2009 12:50:30    427644

Mayo to win the 2010 All Ireland!

Best joke i heard all year:)

ConnollyDub (Dublin) - Posts: 2007 - 16/09/2009 13:29:41    427693

What's the only good thing in Armagh?

The road out of it.

sam2008 (Tyrone) - Posts: 799 - 16/09/2009 14:57:08    427799

If Kleenex had two brains he would be twice as stupid !!

Cavan_Slasher (Cavan) - Posts: 10253 - 16/09/2009 19:15:24    428108

See Mayo are bringing in a new manager from china?
his name is..

WinSam Soon

;)

gooseontheloose (Tyrone) - Posts: 309 - 16/09/2009 22:26:02    428342

How do you get a Kleenex to dance ??
Put a little boogie in it .

ruanua (Donegal) - Posts: 4966 - 16/09/2009 23:00:09    428378

If Kleenex's brains where semtex he wouldn't have enough to blow his cap off

wise_guy (Tyrone) - Posts: 1584 - 16/09/2009 23:12:07    428398

If you see a dublin fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?
It could be your bike

poker king (Westmeath) - Posts: 18 - 17/09/2009 23:56:05    429476

poker king,

the best one i heard in long time!!!

shotgunwilly (Meath) - Posts: 209 - 20/09/2009 00:40:49    430803

How do you know a plane is full of Tyrone fans?
The engines have stopped but you can still hear the whinning noise...

sean og (Armagh) - Posts: 1072 - 20/09/2009 09:46:22    430845

Hahah Seanog thats a cracker

Orlaith (Derry) - Posts: 4282 - 20/09/2009 18:18:29    431086

derry people dont have family tree;s..only family circles

fuppin (Tyrone) - Posts: 567 - 21/09/2009 13:46:53    431916

Fuppin hell thats bad! stick to the day job fuppin

Orlaith (Derry) - Posts: 4282 - 21/09/2009 20:26:01    432436

Q. What's the difference between the Tyrone goalie and Pamela Anderson? A. Pamela's only got two t*** in front of her.

Niamh (Derry) - Posts: 2397 - 22/09/2009 14:02:19    433139

How do you know that ET is a Dublin supporter??

Cause he looks like one ;)

PLease enter your county of choice, nothing against the dubs just the first county that came to mind

frankbhoy77 (Antrim) - Posts: 1300 - 22/09/2009 15:14:23    433201

http://www.hoganstand.com/Forum/MessagePage.aspx?TopicID=9636

Orlaith (Derry) - Posts: 4282 - 22/09/2009 17:06:22    433363

Why does the River Shannon run through Limerick?
Because if it walked it would be mugged.

kleenex (Wexford) - Posts: 392 - 24/09/2009 15:31:20    435387