Anything by Sid from viz

Do you drive ??
Do you like fruit ??
Do you like jewelery etc ??

ruanua (Donegal) - Posts: 4966 - 05/08/2009 23:37:37    380298

is your dad a terrorist? cause your the bomb

32_4_1 (Meath) - Posts: 4146 - 05/08/2009 23:56:43    380339

Aw man dont tell my yous actually say them things, Cheesy or what :$

Orlaith (Derry) - Posts: 4282 - 05/08/2009 23:59:37    380345

I may not be Fred Flinstone but I'd defiently make your Bed Rock!!!!

FATtoby (UK) - Posts: 47 - 06/08/2009 00:23:18    380392

Casually approach a girl and pinch your jumper/shirt whatever and say; sorry could you tell me what material this is..She might reply cotton,polyester etc to which you reply...no love,thats boyfriend material!

Sit down beside a girl and press your knee against hers and say..you kneed me!

My personal favourite is: Your lookin soooo welll

ACtribe (Galway) - Posts: 401 - 06/08/2009 01:13:30    380425

Just walk up and say, So do chat up lines do anything for you?" Most of the time she'll just say no not really.

Turn and walk away, but come back about 20 seconds later and ask her does she come here often? Might get a smile at least, work from there boy!

Lockjaw (Donegal) - Posts: 9759 - 06/08/2009 08:16:17    380507

"Do you come here often".

I said this to a girl on the opening of the niteclub in the Glencarn in Blayney. She just walked away - took me a few minutes to realise why!

The Face (Monaghan) - Posts: 890 - 06/08/2009 08:29:52    380512

Dr.Shephard
County: Leitrim
Posts: 513

380013 Hey Jackeen. Have to spend a few nights in Dublin next week. Can I meet you and buy you a drink?


Smooth! :-)

Jackeen (Dublin) - Posts: 4097 - 06/08/2009 10:38:34    380622

This actually worked, You can't have me!

eastgael (Limerick) - Posts: 629 - 06/08/2009 11:11:43    380680

I seen this big fella (25 stone +) walk up to the best looking girl in the bar , pull out a load of change from his pocket and say
" Put the rest to that and get your self a pint"

What a guy!

saffron21 (Antrim) - Posts: 138 - 06/08/2009 11:32:29    380714

Ruanua, "Do you like fruit" !!!! What kind of a chat-up line is that ? Whats next ? You give me the pip !!

Cavan_Slasher (Cavan) - Posts: 10253 - 06/08/2009 12:14:43    380783

Your a pint of water............and im thirsty!!

Royal09 (Meath) - Posts: 157 - 06/08/2009 12:34:43    380829

Leave you work them out slasher - but as a clue - Peach is the fruit

ruanua (Donegal) - Posts: 4966 - 06/08/2009 16:30:38    381305

Ok Ruanua, i get it now, i'm a bit slow today !!

Cavan_Slasher (Cavan) - Posts: 10253 - 06/08/2009 16:47:04    381345

Heres 3 basics:

"Does this smell like chloroform to you"

"Look at you with all them curves and me with no breaks"

"Do you have a map, because I keep getting lost in your eyes"

Htaem (Meath) - Posts: 8657 - 06/08/2009 16:53:37    381361

"I'm from Wexford"

Works everytime.

carlostevez (Wexford) - Posts: 87 - 06/08/2009 16:56:09    381368

Aww the face.. The Glencarn what a place alright. Do you mean when it was re opened recently or back in the day when it was a hell of a fine spot..

topman500 (Monaghan) - Posts: 294 - 06/08/2009 17:02:06    381379

Are those space shorts, cause your *** is out of this world

an_baile_nua (Tyrone) - Posts: 224 - 06/08/2009 19:06:20    381571

Im Fred Rickwood and I will make your bed-rock.
Are your parents thieves? cos someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes baby.......................

fredrickwood (Roscommon) - Posts: 2871 - 06/08/2009 23:48:54    382017

Do ya like sweets? Cue confused look on bird's face.

Whip out a pre-purchased packet of skittles from your back pocket.

Lockjaw (Donegal) - Posts: 9759 - 07/08/2009 10:15:21    382262