This one never fails......."did you fart,because you just blew me away".

.tribute (Cavan) - Posts: 360 - 05/08/2009 20:01:16    379807

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours

In the Parish ! (Mayo) - Posts: 448 - 05/08/2009 20:10:43    379831

"How do you like your eggs in the morning......." Doris Day and Dean Martin.

Don't write em like that anymore.

patrique (Antrim) - Posts: 13709 - 05/08/2009 20:18:06    379850

Can I buy you a drink ;-0

Jackeen (Dublin) - Posts: 4097 - 05/08/2009 20:37:47    379891

This one works to particular effect on Dublin women for some reason

"I have a Job"

paddyogall (Mayo) - Posts: 5110 - 05/08/2009 20:42:04    379898

do you come here often?

OLLIE (Louth) - Posts: 12224 - 05/08/2009 20:43:03    379901

Good woman Jackeen, i've fallen for that one before.

Sisco87 (Tipperary) - Posts: 759 - 05/08/2009 20:46:05    379908

Do you come (here) often? Works every time

Dr.Shephard (Leitrim) - Posts: 2187 - 05/08/2009 20:49:33    379916

Hi there

beer baron (Cavan) - Posts: 3916 - 05/08/2009 20:50:56    379917

paddyogall
County: Mayo
Posts: 1381

379898 This one works to particular effect on Dublin women for some reason

"I have a Job"

I resemble that remark Paddy :-)

Jackeen (Dublin) - Posts: 4097 - 05/08/2009 20:53:53    379922

I may not be the best looking guy here but I'm the only one talkin to you

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money instead

Hi, I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often

If I followed you home would you keep me.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again

Dr.Shephard (Leitrim) - Posts: 2187 - 05/08/2009 21:09:22    379961

Sisco87
County: Tipperary
Posts: 374

379908 Good woman Jackeen, i've fallen for that one before.

Always a good idea...no matter what!

Jackeen (Dublin) - Posts: 4097 - 05/08/2009 21:12:06    379967

some people have to try harder.....here's another one....do you work for jacobs??????...cause your a real cracker!!

.tribute (Cavan) - Posts: 360 - 05/08/2009 21:15:53    379978

Hey Jackeen. Have to spend a few nights in Dublin next week. Can I meet you and buy you a drink?

Dr.Shephard (Leitrim) - Posts: 2187 - 05/08/2009 21:27:22    380013

A mate of mine after dancing witha girl asked " do you feel like an Orange" he was a little taken aback when her reply was " No! do i look like one?"

derryman (Derry) - Posts: 3246 - 05/08/2009 21:34:10    380031

Would you like to come to the pants party??

mozsyh (Kildare) - Posts: 172 - 05/08/2009 21:38:46    380045

wow mr shepherd! youre some charmer

mac21 (Leitrim) - Posts: 677 - 05/08/2009 22:07:02    380096

Di ye fancy a shlither across de bords?

Real Louth fan (Louth) - Posts: 3157 - 05/08/2009 22:08:30    380103

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

you've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon

fortyfive (Tyrone) - Posts: 5929 - 05/08/2009 22:20:17    380140

You look like my first wife. Really, how many times have you been married? Oh im still a bachelor.

Are you a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you.

tir_eoghain_abu (Tyrone) - Posts: 773 - 05/08/2009 23:16:47    380256