'We're a drinking team with a hurling problem."

Wicklowman (Wicklow) - Posts: 1142 - 29/07/2009 02:07:11    367665

''There's no man faster than the O'Neills'' haha.

gerryb10 (Sligo) - Posts: 48 - 29/07/2009 06:40:44    367697

"Johnny! stop being *****!"

[angry at a decision, throws hat on the ground] "ah **** ye ref [picks hat up, throws on the ground again] AND **** YE AGAIN!"

at the meath dublin game in june, dubs shoutin for one of the players to hit a meath man, ould woman behind us: "ah don't, he wouldn't live"

meath11 (Meath) - Posts: 85 - 29/07/2009 10:54:35    367875

oh forgot bout this, at the derry monaghan game a few weeks back behind one a the goals you could see a sign with a picture of an umbrella and it then said "is a tool". Classic.

meath11 (Meath) - Posts: 85 - 29/07/2009 10:57:22    367877

Rory woods lying down looking for a free in a club game. Other teams manager shouts at him "hi woods ya'll find no cookies down dere".

Blue and Black (Monaghan) - Posts: 187 - 29/07/2009 12:11:04    368005

Wexford radio commentator says at the start of a game, "The referee throws in the whistle and blows the ball".

mondred (Wexford) - Posts: 872 - 29/07/2009 12:19:52    368029

Were not a football team with a drinking problem, were a drinking team with a football problem

In the Parish ! (Mayo) - Posts: 448 - 29/07/2009 15:59:26    368458

I get yehs all an appointment for specksavers leddddsss

Orlaith (Derry) - Posts: 4282 - 01/08/2009 13:53:39    372824

gaelic park ny letrim playing new york seamus quinn goes down like hes been shot shout from the crowd hey quinn this is the bronx not hollywood

mickobronx17 (Mayo) - Posts: 227 - 01/08/2009 15:21:46    372890

high ball into the goalmouth kepper gets a alittle shove ref blows free out auld fella shouts god be with the days ya could bury him in the net there be nothing said

mickobronx17 (Mayo) - Posts: 227 - 01/08/2009 15:52:19    372916

heard this in the same week in meath.

played a soccer match. guy running down the wing.
"now yer suckin' diesel boy!"

played a gaa match in a diffirent location in meath
"now yer suckin' diesel boy"

BrianLand09 (Dublin) - Posts: 56 - 01/08/2009 21:11:33    373190

"get up and let the grass grow"

"it takes two to tango referee"

Jesuswasahurler (Antrim) - Posts: 20 - 01/08/2009 21:46:07    373241

At a u12 training two trainers wer tryin to get the full forward to catch the ball (he was of a very wide stature)
One trainer shouts out ''If it was in between two slices of bread you would ****** catch it''

swingtimber (Carlow) - Posts: 8 - 27/03/2010 15:33:35    600749

If that fella was any longer he'd be late

If he fell over he'd be halfway home

dammon (Meath) - Posts: 1291 - 27/03/2010 15:47:32    600758

I never touched him ref!

ochonlir (Cavan) - Posts: 4343 - 27/03/2010 15:54:35    600766

watching the cork v tyrone match on setanta a few weeks ago...

'there's a big difference between one and two...'

'o connor is the ONLY cork player to have a yellow card, along with kerrigan'

rebelsrock (Cork) - Posts: 550 - 27/03/2010 16:21:13    600788

''Ref what kind of tackling is that! If i was a girl id be Pregnent''

howsurturnips (Galway) - Posts: 80 - 27/03/2010 16:43:05    600800

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366872 Played a SH Tournament in Galway a few years ago & a well known Galway hurling family had a son playing.I happened to be marking him & when a ball came down the wing we bost wrestled for the ball hit a few shoulders.Eventually he won but he cudnt rise the ball.While he was trying to rise it I think it was his girlfriend starts roaring "Johnny get it up get it up" Well I fell to my knee's


When you got this far I was beginning to get worried.........

fredrickwood (Roscommon) - Posts: 2871 - 27/03/2010 20:22:18    600945

"take him out, take him out!"

yew_tree (Mayo) - Posts: 11627 - 27/03/2010 20:37:44    600952

steps..... sure he has 2 take steps to move!

biglimosinbull (Longford) - Posts: 134 - 27/03/2010 21:16:16    600977