I know this isnt Gaa but along the same lines. Lansdowne road 2003, Ireland V England, We are being murdered and the Irish crowd are not to be heard. A lad in a munster jersey in the stand shouts ' Come on the Iraqi's'.

gaillimh73 (Galway) - Posts: 669 - 15/07/2009 23:39:48    347788

hi hi somebody get number 14 a sandwhich(aimed a a man of wide stature)

gggg (Monaghan) - Posts: 225 - 16/07/2009 01:58:26    347918

A young lad was having a poor game and was more interested in pulling up his socks and looking flash,Someone in the crowd shouted "jayus if i was manage his boots would be clean alright"...

hardybuck12 (Galway) - Posts: 82 - 16/07/2009 02:42:48    347927

During a recent club game at Shrule.

'Should we have a minute's silence for Wacko Jacko?'

Covie.in.D7 (Mayo) - Posts: 164 - 16/07/2009 09:15:11    347963

Heard a couple of great ones over the years, my highlight being:

Donegal v Dublin 2002 All-Ireland 1/4 final, Cosgrove misses an easy free and a Dublin woman stands up and screams "YA COULDN'T SCORE IN A BROTHEL!"

Another great one is if a larger man stops chasing a ball someone shouting "If it was a burger you'd chase it!"

JoeSoap (Donegal) - Posts: 1432 - 16/07/2009 10:25:07    348019

Hi Ref
I same Your house passing my house earlier

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Team were about 12 points down with 15 wides on the board and a shout went up from the sideline hi manager put "PaddyJim" on ( Paddy Jim being a retired club stalwart now about 45) -
One of the selectors - And who would you take off ???
Response - The half forward line !!

ruanua (Donegal) - Posts: 4966 - 16/07/2009 10:31:34    348024

was in dungarvan last nite at the u 21 match and there was an auld lad beside me roarin "come on give it you big chicken"....he was roarin at the ref to give a yellow card!!every time waterford got a free this was roared

lowerormond (Tipperary) - Posts: 1267 - 16/07/2009 10:40:56    348032

"He couldn't keep up with the parade never mind the match",

xxx (Mayo) - Posts: 1275 - 16/07/2009 10:57:29    348046

the commentary from a county match a few years ago by a local radio station, with a defender running out from defence with the ball went as follows
" he's on the 20"
"he's on the 45"
"he's on the 65"
"he's on the other 45"
"he's on the floor"
classic

pig.ignorant (Derry) - Posts: 655 - 16/07/2009 11:10:50    348066

At the Tyrone Derry match this year a Derry supporter shouts " Jaysus ref even Stevie Wonder could have seen that one."

tir_eoghain_abu (Tyrone) - Posts: 773 - 16/07/2009 11:11:44    348068

I was coaching my team at a girls U-14 match one time and was exhorting a particular girl in the forwards to show for the ball. Her father who was just a few yards away from me quipped "the only thing she'd show for is a Domino's Pizza". I didn't know whether to laugh or cry - it was really funny the way he said it though.

dingle1 (Clare) - Posts: 805 - 17/07/2009 00:53:03    349267

after a mid fielder fails to catch a ball 'awh he wouldn't catch a cold, never mind a ball', slighty over weight ref who cant keep up wit the action, man shouts ' get that ref a bloody bicycle',

theturfman (Louth) - Posts: 37 - 17/07/2009 10:08:21    349389

Was at a game about 2 months ago (day after the Hatton v Pacman fight)
The corner forward got hit with a high and heavy tackle
The referee waved play on
After dusting himself down the victim turned to the ref and said
Ah Ref what do you want - Hatton didnt get hit as hard as that last night !!!

ruanua (Donegal) - Posts: 4966 - 17/07/2009 10:48:57    349432

One game i was playing for my club and one of the players isn't the fastest of guys, and some shouted from the sideline, My granny can run faster than ya and shes dead!!!!

McGonkey (Cavan) - Posts: 9 - 17/07/2009 10:55:35    349442

Often said when thinks get tough in a hurling match "lower the blade, lads"...

old yellar (None) - Posts: 2631 - 17/07/2009 11:02:54    349452

At an U-15 hurling match a few months back and 1 player was just after putting the ball wide and his father on the side line shouted, "for ****'s sake andy, its a small ball and a big goal! will yeh just put the shaggin thing over!" Another underage game involving the same person (who owns a shop), and 1 of the opposing teams players was on the wrong end of a high tackle and his dad (who delivers teabags for a living) was giving out to the ref so the shop owner shouts down the line at your mans dad, "paddy will yeh shut your mouth or I'll cancel that order of teabags!" His wife made him apoligise the next day.

throw_it_over (Galway) - Posts: 769 - 17/07/2009 13:29:06    349713

Funniest one I heard was on the way home after a clubmatch in Kilkenny. The home keeper let in six goals. Asked why he needed two hurleys someone in the car said he needed one to hit the ball out and the other to let it in.

kklon (Kilkenny) - Posts: 2 - 17/07/2009 14:48:24    349829

"The rain is lashing down now.....and what other direction would it be going?" Michael O'Heir

RUBADUB (Dublin) - Posts: 477 - 17/07/2009 15:12:20    349863

Was at a jur c match a couple of months ago and an old slightly overweight guy was playing full forward, and a young lad playing midfield kicked the ball into space for him to chase and shouted "Will ya run for it" then the full forward replied "You run for it, you kicked the ******* thing"

Last_Sub (Meath) - Posts: 54 - 17/07/2009 15:15:40    349869

I remember being at a club match and there was a chap in the middle of park who was having a statuesque approach to the game. One of the selectors decided to make a change and let a roar at the player to get warmed up, that he was coming off. Deadly.

thesteiner (Meath) - Posts: 165 - 17/07/2009 16:18:34    349982