was playing a hurling match once, goalkeeper took a puck out, heard the manager roaring at the midfielders to get under the kick out, dont think he was a hurlin man

Annes Man (Wexford) - Posts: 208 - 10/07/2009 22:28:10    341264

An incident in a Down club game a few years back when a player was concussed and said he didn't know who he was

"That's great. Tell him he's Oisin McConville and get him back on the field."

corrinshego (Armagh) - Posts: 305 - 10/07/2009 23:35:36    341351

He's as useful as tits on a bull. He's as useful as a condom machine in the vatican

Blue and Black (Monaghan) - Posts: 187 - 11/07/2009 11:59:40    341515

like a suck calf going for the ball

donovan (Longford) - Posts: 29 - 11/07/2009 12:28:47    341540

this is G.A.A. not G.A.Y.

premierman21 (Tipperary) - Posts: 429 - 11/07/2009 13:00:31    341563

All this "pin of their collar" stuff has become increasingly in vogue among the hurling pundits!

BelfastFella (Antrim) - Posts: 60 - 11/07/2009 13:49:40    341596

Corrinshego; Thats Classic..

Inactive x5 (Cavan) - Posts: 1452 - 11/07/2009 14:07:22    341604

TV3s GAA commentators " Early Doors" ..more annoying than funny!!

ExilEd1014 (Mayo) - Posts: 280 - 11/07/2009 16:24:22    341665

"It's a high ball. It's a dropping ball".

I feel this type of commentary makes it too easy for us. We can surely presume that a high ball will eventually drop in time.

BelfastFella (Antrim) - Posts: 60 - 11/07/2009 21:49:00    341945

corrinshego thats from the george best autobiography, there was one player on his team that was playing terrible and he got injured, the trainer ran onto the pitch to check on him and he shouted back to the manager "he doesn't know who he is" to which the manager replied "TELL HIM HE'S F***** PELE"

premierman21 (Tipperary) - Posts: 429 - 11/07/2009 22:21:10    341995

yea and there now saying in armagh get oisin back quick :D

dj27legend (Down) - Posts: 641 - 11/07/2009 23:09:50    342039

did anyone watch the derry monaghan qualifier today. After one of paddy bradlys points the commentator said "hes the type of player you'd go to watch in the snow naked." The other commentator started laughing and said "speak for yourself."

tyronegael91 (Tyrone) - Posts: 52 - 12/07/2009 00:24:53    342126

was anyone listening to martin carney commentary on rte this evening he said about a player scoring that he would stand on a snow capped mountain naked all day to watch him play ,classic

b.mullins (Dublin) - Posts: 1413 - 12/07/2009 03:07:51    342204

I've heard a coach yelling at some young players; "DONT BE AFRAID OF THE BALL. IT DOESN'T HAVE TEETH."

mikeyjoe (USA) - Posts: 415 - 12/07/2009 13:08:16    342377

I was at a junior A game in Galway when an old man roars from the sideline 'will ya jump for it will ya' the players response was 'why would I jump for it and the balls comin down the ways!'

bosco2009 (Galway) - Posts: 85 - 12/07/2009 17:16:43    342549

All Ireland minor final between Kilkenny and Galway, Kilkenny player lying injured when galway fan shouts, hurry up ref or they'll all be overage

mikerabane (Galway) - Posts: 13 - 12/07/2009 19:20:20    342682

12/07/2009 00:24:53
tyronegael91
County: Tyrone
Posts: 37

342126 did anyone watch the derry monaghan qualifier today. After one of paddy bradlys points the commentator said "hes the type of player you'd go to watch in the snow naked." The other commentator started laughing and said "speak for yourself."

Was that on RTE? Please tell me it was a woman!

Orlaith (Derry) - Posts: 4282 - 13/07/2009 20:14:03    344413

During an inter-county match somewhere in Claire, one particular player was not exactly playing his best game, in fact he was hardly playing at all! About ten mins after the start of the second half a completely frustrated manager gave up and shouted from the side-line "Johnny, warm up you're coming off".

Play stalled for a few moments while the rest of the players tried to stop laughing.

bouldface (Galway) - Posts: 1 - 13/07/2009 21:28:23    344511

I hate this one because every one says it. They ask the person what position they play and before the person even has time to answer they shout out 'Left Back..(*slight pause) In The Changing Rooms' Good that really gets me going. And to make matters worse they are in stitches laughing at their own jokes

Orlaith (Derry) - Posts: 4282 - 15/07/2009 23:27:49    347770

He wouldn't keep sh**e from a dying hen.

gaillimh73 (Galway) - Posts: 669 - 15/07/2009 23:35:31    347779