'sure that fella wouldn't hit the ground if he ******* fell'

bosco2009 (Galway) - Posts: 85 - 10/07/2009 01:33:55    340107

that lad wouldn't hurl snow off a rope

premierman21 (Tipperary) - Posts: 429 - 10/07/2009 11:51:00    340330

cork,ll win the double

mucker (Donegal) - Posts: 479 - 10/07/2009 11:54:15    340336

i played an under 10 game many years ago and was amused by the goalkeeper shouting at his defenders to "Stick to them like **** to a blanket"!!

kermitcroker (UK) - Posts: 115 - 10/07/2009 11:58:21    340340

This is one of my favourites, from an Old Time hurler "Let him know you're there with the first pull, not the second...."

Fernando Torres (Galway) - Posts: 28 - 10/07/2009 12:04:32    340342

"come on you boys in Blue"

The wit and banter from the characters on the bill
You couldnt beat it

ruanua (Donegal) - Posts: 4966 - 10/07/2009 12:18:59    340364

Take him off & bring on nobody.

slayer (Limerick) - Posts: 6480 - 10/07/2009 12:38:47    340409

I remember Offaly fans singing a song a good few years back to the air of "It's Amore"..It went along the lines of "When the ball's in the sky in the month of July, it's Joe Dooley".
Deadly.

thesteiner (Meath) - Posts: 165 - 10/07/2009 13:55:36    340539

"you're going home in a red and white ambulance" hilarious. it's red because of tyrone btw

galballygael23 (Tyrone) - Posts: 235 - 10/07/2009 15:22:43    340712

10/07/2009 15:22:43
galballygael23
County: Tyrone
Posts: 78

340712 "you're going home in a red and white ambulance" hilarious. it's red because of tyrone btw


Ambulance's do taxi services in Tyrone ????

Duffy89 (Wexford) - Posts: 3320 - 10/07/2009 15:49:27    340767

Hurling matches

"Pull on it X 5"

"well pulled"

TheGrunt11 (Mayo) - Posts: 24 - 10/07/2009 17:06:53    340888

Croker Antrim v Limerick Hurling Semi final 92/93; Antrim forward from Ballycastle (no names mentioned) was advised that he was out of position by well meaning supporter; to which some wag replied "Aye by 150 miles"

KevHill (Antrim) - Posts: 271 - 10/07/2009 17:21:27    340912

keepers kickout..

"WIDE BALL"

gooseontheloose (Tyrone) - Posts: 309 - 10/07/2009 17:30:01    340932

Heard a few choruses of "who let the dogs out" at Tyrone v Donegal McKenna cup game a few years ago.
By the way it was not directed at the team in general !!

ruanua (Donegal) - Posts: 4966 - 10/07/2009 17:55:07    340987

Funny incident a few years back,think it was 2005,Louth v Ros qualifier in Drogheda.Louth were a few points up headin in to the last few minutes and the Louth keeper was wastin time with the kick-outs,Ros were terrible that day,and when 1 of the players came over to the bench lookin for a ball to kick down towards the louth goalie to hurry him up a ros supporter shouted on ye can't play with the one ye have!

fredrickwood (Roscommon) - Posts: 2871 - 10/07/2009 18:15:41    341015

A hurling manager to one of his players''you have 36 inches of timber in your hand,keep 2 and give your man the other 34''.

Also heard a full back say to his 2 corner backs at a hurling game''when the first ball comes in lads,drop the cutting blade''.

'' wear it off him''-----''crease him''

stranded (UK) - Posts: 408 - 10/07/2009 18:16:03    341016

"Lads move the ball quick and we will go through them like scutter through a bullock"

Itsalongway (Tipperary) - Posts: 6 - 10/07/2009 18:27:49    341031

"ya have ur ***** ref" ...frustrated supporter to contraversial ref decesion "he wouldnt do it if i was out there"...reaction by supporter after a skelp "he wouldnt get a kick in a horse box"...comment on lack of footballing abality amongst the subject. "i'd hit him with the umberella, but its too good to use on him" ....likewise, this comment is normally directed at a referee IB xxx

inniskeenbull (Monaghan) - Posts: 682 - 10/07/2009 18:29:35    341032

Hulring match nd one of the players on the pitch broke his hurl. Started shouting to the sideline 'Hurl!' 'Hurl' nd manager shouts back 'Never mind the f****** hurl will ya just get back and defend! Shows the mentality of hulrers! ps, this was a county game!

mozsyh (Kildare) - Posts: 172 - 10/07/2009 21:06:55    341179

A Junior C football manager roaring and shouting and criticising practically every player at half time . He then says " I wouldn't blame the player. I blame myself for picking the **** " .

Malonemagic (Laois) - Posts: 817 - 10/07/2009 22:17:54    341248