I am proud to say I have been in the following conditions

Comatosed

Wrote clane work aff

A Physical mess

Pie - Eyed

Scootered

as well as the fore-mentioned posts by all my alcomaholic friends on HS

mugsys_barber (Tyrone) - Posts: 2160 - 22/06/2009 22:52:49    320077

Cockney slang Joseph Cotton (Rotten)
halfcut
fullyloaded
P****D!

williewentwell (Tyrone) - Posts: 1712 - 22/06/2009 23:01:32    320094

SKUTTERED DRUNK.

squidword (Louth) - Posts: 2897 - 22/06/2009 23:06:22    320108

One fella i lived with in college used to say "I'm Like a squirrell who lost his key"

Meaning "I'm locked outta my tree". GENIUS

TylerDurden (Mayo) - Posts: 155 - 06/07/2009 11:42:57    333637

Full or Tanked

HokeyPokey (Tyrone) - Posts: 1744 - 06/07/2009 14:26:00    334088

Warped!!

yew_tree (Mayo) - Posts: 11661 - 06/07/2009 16:09:22    334347

around the bridge, over the bend and out the gap.

gone on.

steviewonder (Wexford) - Posts: 147 - 06/07/2009 16:26:33    334389

Rite off

Bananas

In a hoop

Pure full hi

Pullatic drunk

Blue and Black (Monaghan) - Posts: 187 - 06/07/2009 18:41:18    334685

i was as drunk as 3 fridays on a wednesday! just something that started, don't know how!!

mozsyh (Kildare) - Posts: 172 - 07/07/2009 16:45:10    335916

Tired and emotional

corrinshego (Armagh) - Posts: 305 - 07/07/2009 18:35:36    336082

Manky drunk
Floor inspector
Rough as a bears arse

fredrickwood (Roscommon) - Posts: 2871 - 07/07/2009 23:30:57    336580

RMDrive...names work too..;)


I was completely whoopie Goldberg'd last nite

I was nelson mandela'd last nite

I was Bono'd last nite



Also, what about countries?

I was australia'd last nite

or

I was democratic republic of Congo'd last nite..? has a ring to it?:L

fuppin (Tyrone) - Posts: 567 - 24/07/2009 22:17:46    361039

my personal favourites...

"BURNT..!!"

"VERA BAD ALTOGETHER.!!"

mac11 (Mayo) - Posts: 463 - 24/07/2009 22:36:36    361066

No poets where im from

Its just a case of (you need to picture a donegal fisherman - strong accent and wobbling from leg to leg) youve gone into a pub at 10.00 PM on a saturday night sober and he has been onshore for 5 days due to bad weather

heh, heh, heh ya know what, ya know what, on the beer all day heh, on the beer all day, Heh, Heh on the beer since Thursday heh, Paddy heh, Pddy heh he was full had to go away to bed, Heh, Heh and im MAAAAD Drunk.
Jaysus, Jaysus I'M I'M IM Jaysus Im full heh. Whats the crack with ye

at that stage a response is required

ruanua (Donegal) - Posts: 4966 - 24/07/2009 22:39:13    361073

I dunno about you but I was Madagascared last night...

Sawyer (Louth) - Posts: 269 - 24/07/2009 22:47:40    361081

Full as a gypsys mammary (shorten)

omaghredhand (Tyrone) - Posts: 3656 - 25/07/2009 01:25:06    361247

ruanua
County: Donegal
Posts: 292

361073 No poets where im from

Its just a case of (you need to picture a donegal fisherman - strong accent and wobbling from leg to leg) youve gone into a pub at 10.00 PM on a saturday night sober and he has been onshore for 5 days due to bad weather

heh, heh, heh ya know what, ya know what, on the beer all day heh, on the beer all day, Heh, Heh on the beer since Thursday heh, Paddy heh, Pddy heh he was full had to go away to bed, Heh, Heh and im MAAAAD Drunk.
Jaysus, Jaysus I'M I'M IM Jaysus Im full heh. Whats the crack with ye

at that stage a response is required

Ha ssounds like Cootehill,but you could meet the same scenario walking into the pub at4 in the day on a Wednesday.

beer baron (Cavan) - Posts: 3916 - 25/07/2009 07:48:41    361275