Different parts of Different Counties all have their own.. Stoshus Drunk Is always a great one around home. Being Bananas is another favourite. Well what one's do you use lads? Im expecting the Baron and Rex to excel here.. :D

Inactive x5 (Cavan) - Posts: 1452 - 19/06/2009 14:53:53    317114

steamin
off my tits
hammered

Derry_ledd (Derry) - Posts: 2093 - 19/06/2009 15:02:19    317127

Transmoglified.

Loyal2TheRoyal (Meath) - Posts: 4522 - 19/06/2009 15:05:53    317131

Blocked, side ways (roads). Full. Full as a monkey. Full as a bingo bus. Rote, Rote off, Rote off the map. Steaming, Steaming Willie Beamin!! Air locked! Lit up like a Christmas tree.

wise_guy (Tyrone) - Posts: 1584 - 19/06/2009 15:06:48    317134

scuttered,blind,flutered

Rhodejim (Offaly) - Posts: 2888 - 19/06/2009 15:07:56    317136

Rubbered Banjaxed Airlocked Steamin Steamboating Airbagged/Airbegged Full Wrote Aff Blocked

Niamh (Derry) - Posts: 2397 - 19/06/2009 15:11:45    317140

A common one heard in Katy Dalys Strabane on a Saturday night - "Jeeeeesss I am p********hed haaaaiiiiyyyy!!!" My own personal favourites - Loaded, torpedoed.

Break_er (Donegal) - Posts: 798 - 19/06/2009 15:14:37    317143

I have a theory that you can take pretty much any word at all and turn it into a description of being drunk.
For example:
I was walled last night
I was floored last night
I was hammocked last night
I was bulldozered last night
I was girraffed last night
I was Mercedes Benz last night

None of them classics I admit, but if said in the right tone of voice and with the appropriate level of bloodshot in your eyes, I guanantee everyone would know what you were on about.

RMDrive (Donegal) - Posts: 2202 - 19/06/2009 15:15:21    317144

Tanked. Rubbered. ****faced. Gimped - a mate of mine once declared after a fair few scoops, "Somebody hand me my leather mask cos I am gimped!"

Lockjaw (Donegal) - Posts: 9843 - 19/06/2009 15:15:44    317145

State of Inebriation!

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Inebriated

Loyal2TheRoyal (Meath) - Posts: 4522 - 19/06/2009 15:23:04    317159

budgeened

RAM85 (Westmeath) - Posts: 978 - 19/06/2009 15:28:24    317166

How about these RMDrive....

(Contents of my desk!!)

I was Calculatered last night
I was keyboarded Last night
I was Calendared Last Night
I was tippexed last night
I was moused last night
I was punched last night.... Now that one does work!!

I can see your point though, only havin a laugh... ;)

JOHN_3_7 (Mayo) - Posts: 56 - 19/06/2009 15:31:42    317172

Your right RMDrive: A comedian had a section in his act about this (cant recall who).. He used the expression "A bag of Doorknobs". Apparently you just say "I was (a)..." then either shake your head slightly or raise your eyes to the heavens.. and then insert expression. Sure its all about the tone!!

I was loaded lastnight.
As full as a bag.

Inactive x5 (Cavan) - Posts: 1452 - 19/06/2009 15:53:02    317194

In the mananas (as in Spanish for tomorrow...dont really understand it but say it all the time), wrote off, ossified, in a ball, in a hoop, in the horrors, in a cruel state, paralytic (only a Laois accent can do that one justice - pronounced paralihic), flutered and many many more!

spudenator (Laois) - Posts: 1052 - 19/06/2009 15:57:54    317203

Oh yeah...'as full as a gudgeon' is a good Laois one! A gudgeon like....?

spudenator (Laois) - Posts: 1052 - 19/06/2009 15:58:56    317204

Moroculous !!

Cavan_Slasher (Cavan) - Posts: 10253 - 19/06/2009 16:06:08    317216

actually a good one i heard last weekend -" things got very lionel last night," .... what dya's think of that one,ya's get it?

Rhodejim (Offaly) - Posts: 2888 - 19/06/2009 16:10:59    317222

As full as a workhouse po !!

Cavan_Slasher (Cavan) - Posts: 10253 - 19/06/2009 16:13:47    317225

Ossified!!!

Real Louth fan (Louth) - Posts: 3157 - 19/06/2009 16:14:05    317226

Langers

corkcelt (Cork) - Posts: 4388 - 19/06/2009 16:19:55    317233