'Where was Moses when the lights went out'. Thats brought back a few memories, my Grandad used to say it all the time.

Intelinside (UK) - Posts: 64 - 06/05/2009 17:25:29    276444

lads how do you copy the thread into your post?

trav (Meath) - Posts: 27 - 06/05/2009 17:26:35    276448

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ctrl c to copy and ctrl v to paste boss.

Dellboypolecat (Tyrone) - Posts: 15069 - 06/05/2009 17:32:23    276452

you couldn't hit a barn door with a spud young fella!

ThatstheBall (Donegal) - Posts: 34 - 06/05/2009 18:22:11    276514

At celtic park Derry V tyrone league game last year. Tommy maguigan playing corner forward was having a not so good night and had kicked a couple wide. A young Lady near me calls out. " Number 15 you couldnt score in a brothel"

derryman (Derry) - Posts: 3246 - 06/05/2009 18:27:33    276522

A young fella complaining about the lack of grass on the field at half time, the coach says to him " you came here to hurl not graze". In the same game we were getting hammered by 5 goals, with 5 mins to go the coach asked a sub to get ready he was going in. The sub replied "who do you think i am Houdini"

richiescats (USA) - Posts: 420 - 07/05/2009 03:21:22    276915

Years ago we were playing U-14's and there was a large group of mothers from each side watching the match. One of our lads was fairly big for his age and was destroying all ahead of him because of his physical advantage. Next thing one of the opposition mothers could be heard screeching "No way is that caddy under 14!"

To which my mother roared, "Well at least we feed our waens!" Mortification I tell ya.

Lockjaw (Donegal) - Posts: 9823 - 07/05/2009 11:17:16    277028

Aimmed at a particulary slow corner forward: " For christs sake, I've seen milk turn faster than you!!"

JOHN_3_7 (Mayo) - Posts: 56 - 07/05/2009 11:48:26    277055

I remember years ago as a young fella watchin cavan and down in the ulster championship.... and the famous charlie gallagher was heading for the goals with the ball when someone shouted "shoot charlie"....The old bloke next to me as quick as lightening said..."shoot charlie??....shoot the whole **....** lot of them"...One of the best quick oneliners i ever heard at a match

richiej (UK) - Posts: 1430 - 07/05/2009 12:36:59    277101

Happened at a minor match....as a player nearly hit the corner flag with the shot a sub roars out "that mans got a foot like a banana

clubman09 (Monaghan) - Posts: 10 - 07/05/2009 13:18:40    277141

After our full forward was sent off for kicking out at a player the other week, he tried to talk himself out of it by saying "I kicked him ref, but i didn't 'kick him, kick him".

Intelinside (UK) - Posts: 64 - 07/05/2009 13:25:35    277144

At a club match when a well known player missed by miles a man shouted " And he plays for the County, it must be the F****** County Home ".

Cavan_Slasher (Cavan) - Posts: 10253 - 07/05/2009 13:25:43    277145

At Club game , older player is very late on tackling a young player and Ref calls him over to book him

Ref ( you were very late with that Tackle )

Older Player ( A sorry ref but i got there as quick as i could )

ref laughed and didnt book the player

hurl (None) - Posts: 17 - 07/05/2009 14:08:48    277204

"Break that hurl off him or I'll break it off you"

Junior C match on a cold damp hungover Sunday morning

dubinlaois (Dublin) - Posts: 304 - 07/05/2009 19:29:48    277538

Carrick on Shannon 2005 Meath v's Leitrim.

Meath had just about won it in extra time, and a fan shouted out "Jesus ref hurry up, there's cow's to be milked"

portobelloroyal (Meath) - Posts: 38 - 07/05/2009 21:51:27    277664

a few limerick ones He wouldnt hurl spuds to ducks Go on tour and a mile above it lovely hurlin balltbrown Go on Ahane the spuds are boilin' Aimed at Steve mcdonagh after a missed sideline, 'i know your a farmer steve but theres no need to dig up the field' Hit him Begley youve nothing to lose~ 07 munster final when beg got into a fight with the wford full back line 'More of them lads'- anytime the opposition hit a wide i heard a fella say this if they handed out all irelands for moral victories

miketyson (Limerick) - Posts: 2748 - 08/05/2009 02:14:22    277835

Playin a game years ago and a lad was playing centre field known to be fairly fond of the beer, it was a damp aul day and he had no gloves on him and dropped a couple of balls.. our manager roars on to him "would you go off the drink for 5 minutes and buy yerself a pair of gloves"

when an opposition would miss, it was "let that boy shoot"

captain_morgan (Donegal) - Posts: 42 - 11/05/2009 20:43:40    280448

another classic was a players plea to a ref to avoid getting a card..."ahh **** sakes ref that was a fair elbow"

captain_morgan (Donegal) - Posts: 42 - 11/05/2009 20:44:49    280451

I think he wanted moses the miracle worker to return the light so that donkey would bury the small round thing in the open net. lol

defeatest (Cork) - Posts: 270 - 11/05/2009 22:53:46    280543

Mickey Connors from bunclody, heard him shoutin in Wexford park one day.

'Will yez for jayzus sake take off that fella, he wouldn't get a kick in a horsebox'.

FREDDYMAC (Wicklow) - Posts: 76 - 11/05/2009 23:00:14    280550