Berlin or Paris for me. I'm only 20 so there's alot of travelling ahead of me :)

Liverpool is a superb city too... And Edinburgh :D

TheRevolution (Mayo) - Posts: 487 - 25/11/2008 16:10:18    149581

Can anyone tell me if they get this joke? Cos i dont!!???
What am i missing here?

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap". The second one says, "No soap, radio!"

A foreign man is flying in an airplane. He points out of the window at the unfamiliar countryside below and exclaims, "No soap... radio?"

A penguin and a polar bear are sitting on an iceberg. The penguin yells, "Radio!" They both jump in the water.

Two elephants are sitting in the bathtub. One elephant says to the other, "Please pass the soap". The elephant replies to the other elephant, "What do I look like, a radio?"

Two ducks walk into a bar but find that they have no money to buy drinks. They decide to go beg on the street. The first person they see is a white man. They ask him for money and he says, "Sorry, I left my wallet at home". The second person they see is a black man who says "Sorry, I left my wallet at home". The third person they see is a Czechoslovakian pianist. They ask him for money, and he turns to them, and says, "No coke... Radio?"

Liamwalkinstown (Dublin) - Posts: 8166 - 26/11/2008 11:54:00    150265

RE: Liamwalkinstown Its not a joke mate its a prank joke, basically you tell your mates that you're goona tell a fake joke, you then call someone over and tell the joke, all your mates laugh at the fake punchline and the guy or girl you've called over laughs just to fit in, Then you all continue laughing at the silly bugger who fell for the stupid punchline and is laughing out of discomfort/confusion. A bit ****, but it can be funny.

SERVASPORT (Antrim) - Posts: 109 - 26/11/2008 13:27:46    150369

Liam... What the hell?! Who told ya that?! xD Most bizarre joke I've ever heard. Can't help you unfortunately :(

TheRevolution (Mayo) - Posts: 487 - 26/11/2008 14:15:14    150442

nor can I, I asked him to explain it. But he said "ah liamo, think outside the box" I'll give him a bleedin box! So, can anyone get it??

Liamwalkinstown (Dublin) - Posts: 8166 - 26/11/2008 14:35:02    150463

HA HA HA HA HA, THATS FECKING EXCELLENT LIAM. HA HA HA HA HA
(i dont get it )

fearansrathban (Tyrone) - Posts: 49 - 26/11/2008 14:56:52    150488

Liam -

link

Breffni40 (Cavan) - Posts: 12436 - 26/11/2008 15:00:38    150497

Cheers for that Breff, thank God i didnt laugh so!!!

Liamwalkinstown (Dublin) - Posts: 8166 - 26/11/2008 15:25:47    150529

"sceptre and crown must tumble down, and in the dust be equal made, with the poor crooked sythe and spade"

Remember this poem called Death the Leveller by James Shirley, a fav of Ol Snuffy.

Who am I talking of?..............FÁS of course and the cronies that run it!!

Regards,

Snufalufagus....Laochra Gael

Snufalufagus (Dublin) - Posts: 8100 - 26/11/2008 17:19:51    150665

Liam or any Evertonian.
Liam i remember u mentioned that u thought it was time for Moyes to go after the inital bad start.
what u reckon of Moyes now and Everton?
personally myself i happy out with 7th at the moment but i still think we have not yet got going. November was our easiest run of games but we have barely scrope home with a few late winners and a bad performance losing to wigan. not overly confident against spurs as we usually get beat at white hart lane.
still think once Cahill,Arteta and yakubu finally get going we will be able to compete against anyone.

i was chatting to a wigan supporter.fella born and bred in wigan. who was at the everton wigan supporter a few days ago. he told me kilbane never played the last day thankfully.
what state is ireland in when he our 1st choice left back and can't make the team of one of the worst teams in the premiership.
well ucan add glenn whelan to that too!!

woops (Kerry) - Posts: 2073 - 27/11/2008 23:38:19    152063

Ulster beat Connaught tonight, having already duffed Munster. Must be between us and leinster where the real power in rugby lies.

patrique (Antrim) - Posts: 13709 - 29/11/2008 03:06:54    152862

Watched a wee bit of the Portsmouth and Milan game on Thursday and I have to say that I've never seen an atmosphere like there was in the first half. The Portsmouth fans were going metal for the whole 45 min. great stuff alltogether.
Shame to seem them concede the 2 late goals.

RMDrive (Donegal) - Posts: 2202 - 29/11/2008 20:50:45    153071

Would like to say a congratulations to Katie Taylor on her gold in the World Boxing championships. Pity it wasn't an Olympic sport or we would have been assured a gold medal.

Con (Louth) - Posts: 511 - 29/11/2008 22:15:45    153119

Snufalufagus County: Dublin Posts: 1322 150665 "sceptre and crown must tumble down, and in the dust be equal made, with the poor crooked sythe and spade" Remember this poem called Death the Leveller by James Shirley, a fav of Ol Snuffy. Who am I talking of?..............FÁS of course and the people that run it!! Regards, Snufalufagus....Laochra Gael did you hear our incoming president giving his version of things in FAS to the PAC? totally enligtening??

dhorse (Laois) - Posts: 11374 - 29/11/2008 22:50:35    153146

Maybe Nick is the man to ask about this!!!

I just got into watching X Factor a few weeks ago.Entrants are not bad, there were a lot better last week than this week.
But jeez I was looking forward to seeing aul Britney strutting her stuff. But she was some letdown, flaking body but what is this with miming all the time by her. U think the fact she came on a show with hopefuls singing their hearts out she could at least have sung live this once. Also she across as some DOH brain in the questions afterwards.
I feel my younger days where i fantasied about her were years wasted booooo, hooooooo

woops (Kerry) - Posts: 2073 - 01/12/2008 10:15:55    153620

Is Kathy Taylor not the supreme Irish sportswoman of the moment? Another world title beating a Chinese opponent in her home country and boxer of the tournament as well - again! Add in the fact that she is a senior soccer international and you have some athlete. If they allow women's boxing in London 2012 its a stick-on gold for Ireland! Take a bow Ms Taylor!

JayoCluxton (Dublin) - Posts: 2688 - 01/12/2008 11:03:19    153665

patrique
County: Antrim
Posts: 1227

152862
Ulster beat Connaught tonight, having already duffed Munster. Must be between us and leinster where the real power in rugby lies.

yes definately, great logic used there ;)

Hag_and_Cheese (Tipperary) - Posts: 6103 - 01/12/2008 11:31:53    153682

Interesting story here lads ...Doyle to Goodsion?
http://foot.ie/forums/showthread.php?t=107499
be a great move for all concerned bar Reading!

Liamwalkinstown (Dublin) - Posts: 8166 - 01/12/2008 15:49:58    153938

Doyle wouldn't be a bad signing at all.Works his socks off plus gets the goals.
It going to be a tough month with only Anchiebe our only fit striker and a few toughies coming up. Say Saha when recovers from his hamstring injury will still be only someone to bring off the bench. it a pity Vaughan is injured as he has the potential to be a class striker.

woops (Kerry) - Posts: 2073 - 01/12/2008 16:07:09    153965

Yeah would be great to see Doyle back in the Premiership again. But as far as I know, Reading bought out that 10% sell-on clause in his contract so Cork City will get nothing if he moves.

men_of_49 (Meath) - Posts: 2019 - 01/12/2008 16:09:48    153968