sprintbyeme
County: Westmeath
Posts: 8

Q. What's the difference between the Meath goalie and Pamela Anderson? A. Pamela's only got two t**s in front of her.

What's the difference between the West - Meath goalie and Pamela Anderson? A. Pamela's only got two MASSIVE t**s in front of her

see what i did there ;)

sheepshooter (Meath) - Posts: 626 - 02/12/2008 17:04:59    154937

Come on da royals!!!...the things we have to put up with....Dublin living in our back yard...if they dont like us why do they live there?..

updaroyals (Meath) - Posts: 53 - 03/12/2008 23:55:57    156475

Come on da royals!!!...the things we have to put up with....Dublin living in our back yard...if they dont like us why do they live there?..
updaroyals , 03/12/2008 at 23:55
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Hey mate - theres not ONE post from a Dub on this thread!!! Anyway we don't live in your back yard - we live on your front lawns! Get a grip though - you might notice that its Westmeath lads having a go - at least read before you post.

JayoCluxton (Dublin) - Posts: 2688 - 04/12/2008 00:23:40    156498

Q How do you get rich in Meath?

A Save for Meaths next appearance in an All ireland final..............

Meath man goes to doctor complaining of an orange rash round his ****. Doctor takes bloods and runs all the usual tests to determine the cuase of the rash. But alas they come back all clear much to the amusement of the doctor. At this stage doctor is completely miffed and clutching at staws he ask the Meath man what he works at. The guy replies I don't work doctor I just sit at home all day watching porn and eating wotsits!!!!!

bocerty (Tyrone) - Posts: 539 - 04/12/2008 14:22:36    156856

Meath woman goes to the Doctor complaining of two small identical green circles on the inside of her thighs.
Sure enough the doctor sees them, he is curious and gives her some tablets and come back in a week.
After a week they have not disappeared and the doctor says he will take a swab and sent it to the lab to find out what it is. Meanwhile keep taking the tablets and come back for the results in a week.
The meath woman returns and the doctor looks very cross. The meath woman asks whats wrong with her.
Dont worry says the doctor, theres nothing wrong with you!!,.....just go hame and tell your husband that his gold earings arent real!!!!!!

Regards,

Snufalufagus.....Laochra Gael

Snufalufagus (Dublin) - Posts: 8100 - 04/12/2008 16:57:52    157042

By the way, the ones about 'lack of personality' only work with galway men.

Regards,

Snufalufagus....Laochra Gael

Snufalufagus (Dublin) - Posts: 8100 - 04/12/2008 17:35:29    157108

Meath Rover


Young Tommy, moved to Meath and bought a Donkey from a farmer for 100 Euro. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said; 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'

Tommy replied; 'Well, then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said; 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

Tommy said; 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked; 'What are ya gonna do with him?

Tommy said; 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said; 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

Tommy said; 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Tommy and asked; 'What happened with that dead donkey?'

Tommy said; 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at 2 Euros a piece and made a profit of 998 Euro.

The farmer said; 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Tommy said; Just the guy who won. So I gave him his 2 Euro back.'

Tommy now works for the Irish Government

allthesame (Derry) - Posts: 88 - 06/12/2008 13:42:44    158504

Yes lets all poke fun at meath.

HokeyPokey (Tyrone) - Posts: 1744 - 06/12/2008 18:02:15    158599