tomsmith says.... are u for real. sounds like a start of a song..... TOMSMITH SAYS. nothing u idiot, tomsmiths dead hes locked in my basement...... tom i reckon ure the kinda of guy who freaks out in the morning when there is no turf left in the bucket to start a fire. we could do wit a few ppl like u in the dail... really **** up the country...

teebear (Westmeath) - Posts: 48 - 03/12/2008 13:15:25    155791

sheepshooter, Are you not taking me seriously, lets face it, its christmas, even in cavan, so turkeys have to be slaughtered, i was merely trying to keep it in a GAA context. do you think running them down with the pitch marker might be any more accepable to tom, who's feelings and thoughts we must all take in to account. iis there still a turkey market in ashbourne.

dhorse (Laois) - Posts: 11374 - 03/12/2008 14:23:50    155849

Dont know about the turkey market in ashbourne, we should ask nick from wexford, he seems to be an expert on meath/dublin border towns...

As for slaughtering the turkey, I apologise but I have an idea, strictly in GAA terms of course....

Heres What you need:
1. Turkey (alive and well)
2. Roll of industrial strength sellotape
3. Small step ladder or really tall fella from the local GAA club
4. Fully inflated O'Neills GAA football or Hurl and sliotar

Heres what you do:
Stick the turkey to the crossbar and....Game of Crossbar Challenge anyone??

sheepshooter (Meath) - Posts: 626 - 03/12/2008 15:01:17    155888

Perhaps Sheepshooter you would refrain from posting your ramblings on Hoganstand and in particular on any tread that I commence

tomsmith (Cavan) - Posts: 3855 - 09/12/2008 00:41:51    159790

tomsmith
County: Cavan
Posts: 690

Perhaps Sheepshooter you would refrain from posting your ramblings on Hoganstand and in particular on any tread that I commence
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Perhaps tomsmith you would refrain from posting ramblings about who should be allowed post in threads and what content they are allowed to post about, are you from china by any chance.....The only objections to posts I have seen so far are about your non-sensical ramblings!

Have you tried the cross bar challenge yet dHorse?

sheepshooter (Meath) - Posts: 626 - 09/12/2008 09:46:38    159860

dhorse, no there is no turkey market in Ashbourne anymore.

men_of_49 (Meath) - Posts: 1987 - 09/12/2008 09:50:15    159863

I enjoy the banter on here as it is mostly GAA related. Can anyone recommend an Irish site where all things can be discussed. Just light hearted banter is what i am looking for.

Fredthered (Donegal) - Posts: 1144 - 09/12/2008 15:13:29    160199

Fredthered
County: Donegal
Posts: 121

160199 I enjoy the banter on here as it is mostly GAA related. Can anyone recommend an Irish site where all things can be discussed. Just light hearted banter is what i am looking for.

An fear rua is Gaa based but carries other stuff, of course this site is becoming very eclectic since tom started his cheap mango hunt.

dhorse (Laois) - Posts: 11374 - 09/12/2008 21:15:12    160585

sheepshooter
County: Meath
Posts: 269


Have you tried the cross bar challenge yet dHorse?
turkies put on the back burner, wondering how to dispose of a hape of pigs, in a GAA related manner of course.

dhorse (Laois) - Posts: 11374 - 09/12/2008 21:18:51    160589

tomsmith
County: Cavan
Posts: 690

159790 Perhaps Sheepshooter you would refrain from posting your ramblings on Hoganstand and in particular on any tread that I commence

Do you mean threads you initiate tom??

dhorse (Laois) - Posts: 11374 - 09/12/2008 21:21:06    160590

Sheep Shooter;; Your ramblings are a disgrace to the Hogan stand board.
As I have stated to another deviant Mr Tomspit from USA aka Mr USA of superiority fame get some prepost advice from a sensible person (If such exists locally ) prior to posting on Hogan stand in general Any contribution to my treads is not welcome.
As for Chester 1970 and DHORSE both of you appear to have taken the above advice thank G--

tomsmith (Cavan) - Posts: 3855 - 09/12/2008 21:24:30    160596

Evening tom, got a bag of curlywurlys(12) for E2 today in tallaght. are you all set for the christmas

dhorse (Laois) - Posts: 11374 - 09/12/2008 21:46:24    160626

tomsmith
County: Cavan
Posts: 693

160596 Sheep Shooter;; Your ramblings are a disgrace to the Hogan stand board.
As I have stated to another deviant Mr Tomspit from USA aka Mr USA of superiority fame get some prepost advice from a sensible person (If such exists locally ) prior to posting on Hogan stand in general Any contribution to my treads is not welcome.
As for Chester 1970 and DHORSE both of you appear to have taken the above advice thank G--

In the words of a certain Mr G Adams 'we havent gone away you know.......'

Chester1970 (Armagh) - Posts: 509 - 10/12/2008 09:22:27    160799

tomsmith
County: Cavan
Posts: 693

160596 Sheep Shooter;; Your ramblings are a disgrace to the Hogan stand board.
As I have stated to another deviant Mr Tomspit from USA aka Mr USA of superiority fame get some prepost advice from a sensible person (If such exists locally ) prior to posting on Hogan stand in general Any contribution to my treads is not welcome.As for Chester 1970 and DHORSE both of you appear to have taken the above advice thank G--

Perhaps in future and you could state in a precise and clear manner once what your message is, and please respect Hogan standers ability to determine the content .

You seem to me to be a little spoilt, are you an only child? Or are you Paris Hilton in disguise? I wonder which county she supports (Gaa Theme)........

Chester1970 (Armagh) - Posts: 509 - 10/12/2008 10:23:25    160838

Well Mr Chester 1970 people from Armagh will say that you have gone away to Clare to teach in Limerick.
I would prefer that educated idiots is a phrase that should not be used to describe any form of mankind's inability to comprehend simple English , but I am afraid that the substituted version may sound awful .
As for your fellow traveller Sheepshooter I think that slow learners class may be too advanced for his ilk.

tomsmith (Cavan) - Posts: 3855 - 10/12/2008 18:48:42    161363

Ok tom, lets start again, THE CAT SAT ON THE MAT

dhorse (Laois) - Posts: 11374 - 10/12/2008 21:39:54    161539

Are metaphors lost on you Mr Tomsmith?? Maybe you should look into doing a night class in some subject of your choice, maybe floristry or photography. Then you can move on to a class in Literacy, and you willbe taught how to put together a sensible and coherent message on your own(?) thread. Maybe you should keep that message board secret and only visit it yourself with messages...............

Chester1970 (Armagh) - Posts: 509 - 11/12/2008 08:41:47    161679

Sorry last thread didi not include Gaa reference. Should have included that this educational establishment that you could attend may have a Football or Hurling team. Good luck with finding a prospectus that will meet your needs!!

Chester1970 (Armagh) - Posts: 509 - 11/12/2008 10:19:39    161747

Well Chester 1970 I see you are like Murphy's dog you can give it but you cannot take it.
The administrator has come to your rescue.

tomsmith (Cavan) - Posts: 3855 - 17/12/2008 19:16:48    166593

Ok Chester 1970 understood ?.

tomsmith (Cavan) - Posts: 3855 - 18/12/2008 23:02:36    167849