keep 'er lit sisco, offensive yes, funny, damned right it was!

brendtheredhand (Tyrone) - Posts: 10897 - 19/06/2009 19:20:05    317379

Real Louth Fan,

I totally agree with you. When I saw it, I was taken back. It's not funny, just an insensitive joke.

Don't be put off by some people on here attacking you for having moral decency and ethics when it comes to something as sensitive as the Holocaust, during which 6 million Jews died. Well done by sticking by your principles!

To all the rest of ye that are attacking RLF for his maturity, how would ye like it if your Father or Mother was killed in the Holocaust? Put yourselves in the shoes of millions of Jews that were left with no family and nowhere to go. One of ye said this was a comedy zone and ya shouldnt take things seriously here, but that 'joke' wasn't comedy. It was just ridiculing the Holocaust, and I'd expect a show like South Park to have something like that on.

Grow up some of ye.

TheGreenAndRed (Mayo) - Posts: 141 - 19/06/2009 19:32:35    317389

A man walks into a bar and says AAH THAT HURT!!!

Real Louth fan (Louth) - Posts: 3157 - 19/06/2009 19:41:30    317397

sisco, looks like you might have to 'respect their authoritaaaah'!

brendtheredhand (Tyrone) - Posts: 10897 - 19/06/2009 20:46:49    317427

Blackadder the Third" Ink and Incapability

referring to Dr. Johnson's dictionary

Blackadder: Right, Baldrick. Where's the manuscript?
Baldrick: You mean the big papery thing tied up with string?
Blackadder: Yes, Baldrick. The manuscript belonging to Dr. Johnson.
Baldrick: You mean the baity fellow in the black coat who just left?
Blackadder: Yes, Baldrick. Dr. Johnson.
Baldrick: So, you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the baity fellow in the black coat who just left is?
Blackadder: Yes, Baldrick. I am. And if you don't answer, then the booted bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg will soon connect sharply with soft, dangly collection of objects in your trousers. Now for the last time, Baldrick, where is Dr. Johnson's manuscript?
Baldrick: On the fire.
Blackadder: On the *what*?
Baldrick: The hot, orangy thing under the stony mantelpiece.

sam2008 (Tyrone) - Posts: 799 - 19/06/2009 22:39:29    317497

Lost:
Hurley to Sayid: "Maybe if you ate more comfort food you wouldn't have to go around shooting people."

Only Fools and Horses:
Raquel: "For your information there's rather an ugly rumour going around."
Dell: "Well, introduce it to Rodney, he'll take it to the pictures."

Sawyer (Louth) - Posts: 269 - 21/06/2009 16:07:09    318332

Dumb and Dumber:

Harry and Lloyd are walking on the motorway when a bus full of bikini models on tour pull up....

Girl: ''Hey guys...were looking for two hot guys to oil us up before our competitions?''...

Harry: (Optimiistic grin on his face) ''Well you are in LUCK.....cos..there's a town 3 miles in that direction''

gaillimh15 (Galway) - Posts: 214 - 21/06/2009 16:44:03    318374

Love some of Tommy Coopers one-liners

'I was cleaning out the attic the other day with the wife, filthy, dirty and covered with cobwebs....but she's good with the kids'
'My wife and I were fighting like hammer and tongs....she won, she had the hammer'

U21 fan (None) - Posts: 126 - 21/06/2009 16:55:33    318382

" a fine day is it not?"

Taken from a ye olde rom-com called The Bridal Path . An islander leaves for the mainland in search for a wife , while there he greets everyone with those same 6 words . The film is the most un-intentionally funny things I've seen.

Hightower (Louth) - Posts: 22 - 21/06/2009 20:32:18    318619

dougal:Didnt you say once that Father Jack had a trial for Liverpool?
Ted: No, he was on trial in Liverpool..

athlaccalegend6 (Limerick) - Posts: 120 - 22/06/2009 20:08:39    319866

Spike Milligans Grave stone Quote "I told you I was ill" " Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite"

williewentwell (Tyrone) - Posts: 1712 - 22/06/2009 23:13:18    320120

Jimmy Carr... 'Went Bob-Sleighing last nite...... Killed 20 Bobs.'

Brolly (Monaghan) - Posts: 4472 - 23/06/2009 10:10:41    320306

Brick Tamland: I love... carpet. [Ron nods understandingly] I love... desk. Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them? Brick Tamland: [whispering] I love lamp. Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that because you saw it? Brick Tamland: [helplessly] I...I love lamp! I love lamp. Brick Tamland: *cough!* *look over here!* Excuse me, Veronica Veronica Corningstone: Yes what is it Brick? Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you, an invitation to the Pants Party. Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me? Brick Tamland: ...The party ...the pants ...party with the pants? Veronica Corningstone: Brick are you saying that there is a party in your pants and that I'm invited? Brick Tamland: That's it. Veronica Corningstone: Mm. Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick? Brick Tamland: No-yes, he did. Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No I don't want to go to a party in your pants... Brick Tamland: Very well. (Turns to crew member) Ian! Would you like to go to a party in my pants?

Loughduff Lad (Cavan) - Posts: 2480 - 23/06/2009 11:14:11    320379

Jo Brand speaking about obesity...
"can you see me standing here behind the mike stand"

Chester1970 (Armagh) - Posts: 509 - 23/06/2009 11:37:00    320408

Jimmy Carr - 'I hear Michelle McManus lost five stone... Thats just like throwing a deck chair off the titanic'

Brolly (Monaghan) - Posts: 4472 - 23/06/2009 13:46:34    320572

Brolly
County: Monaghan
Posts: 337

320572 Jimmy Carr - 'I hear Michelle McManus lost five stone... Thats just like throwing a deck chair off the titanic'

Didnt a female accuse him, because of that joke, of being Fattist. He quickly replied to the plump lady " No i think you are Fattest " Classic stuff

Chester1970 (Armagh) - Posts: 509 - 23/06/2009 14:55:55    320689

Very good chester!ha

Brolly (Monaghan) - Posts: 4472 - 23/06/2009 15:02:05    320701