*That's it. I've had it with this dump! We've got no food, we got no jobs,... our pets' HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!!!

*Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.

*Harry: How was your day?
Lloyd: Not bad, fell off the jetway again.

Rhodejim (Offaly) - Posts: 2888 - 19/06/2009 10:59:48    316832

Sisco87 we all like a laugh and your first three jokes are very funny but I think your last joke in your opening post is inappropriate.

Real Louth fan (Louth) - Posts: 3157 - 19/06/2009 11:52:12    316890

real louth fan. get a grip,cop on keep it to your self. offensive stuff my eye. your whats wrong with this country

Rhodejim (Offaly) - Posts: 2888 - 19/06/2009 12:21:08    316917

19/06/2009 12:21:08
Rhodejim
County: Offaly
Posts: 927

316917 real louth fan. get a grip,cop on keep it to your self. offensive stuff my eye. your whats wrong with this country

Well Jim I'm really sorry for you if you find the Holocaust a big joke...

Real Louth fan (Louth) - Posts: 3157 - 19/06/2009 12:37:05    316936

Louth - grow a sense of humour. It's South Park, the whole point is for it to be a bit offensive.

caveman (Dublin) - Posts: 77 - 19/06/2009 12:51:54    316961

Louth Fan - I know you like to think you own this site, but you don't. If the editor allows it to be published it's not up to you to decide what's on here. I remember youy tried to have a thread about how the website should just be for you and people who agree with you.

caveman (Dublin) - Posts: 77 - 19/06/2009 12:55:15    316967

Just because South Park said it doesn't make it ok. They also made jokes about young boys performing lewd acts!! Is that funny? Please don't try to pin any sort of guilt on me because I don't find jokes about the holocaust funny. We shouldn't take a walking on egg shells approach to it but we shouldn't laugh at it either.

Anyway guys this is a comedy thread so lets keep it at that. I said his first three jokes were very funny and only that the last one was inappropriate. I said nothing else.

So lets keep it comedy and hopefully we can get a laugh out of something other than belittling people's great suffering.

Real Louth fan (Louth) - Posts: 3157 - 19/06/2009 13:02:50    316976

Morecombe and Wise

Scene: Eric & Ernie's bedroom

Eric is standing by the window in his pyjamas looking out through the corner of the curtains,

As he stares out his window onto the empty street a police car fly's down the road at high speed..."Vvvvvvvrrrrrooooom Ni-nah...Ni-nah...Ni-nah...Ni-nah...Vvvvrrrroooooom"

Eric with a bemused stance stares out the window... pauses and then turns to Ernie and says;

"He's never going to sell any Ice Cream driving that quickly...!"

jimbodub (Dublin) - Posts: 20763 - 19/06/2009 13:55:16    317024

Sisco - that was a brilliant jewish kid post- hilarious!!
Real Louth Fan - You must have ginger hair...

Brolly (Monaghan) - Posts: 4472 - 19/06/2009 14:01:03    317032

The Commitments Can I have me paper back.... **** off! What did evil kinevil want? God sent him.. What? God sent him On a ******* Suziki??

wise_guy (Tyrone) - Posts: 1584 - 19/06/2009 14:06:27    317042

Stupid like a fox!!

Mick14 (Limerick) - Posts: 766 - 19/06/2009 14:17:00    317057

Real Louth fan County: Louth Posts: 1882 316976 Just because South Park said it doesn't make it ok. They also made jokes about young boys performing lewd acts!! Is that funny? Please don't try to pin any sort of guilt on me because I don't find jokes about the holocaust funny. We shouldn't take a walking on egg shells approach to it but we shouldn't laugh at it either. Anyway guys this is a comedy thread so lets keep it at that. I said his first three jokes were very funny and only that the last one was inappropriate. I said nothing else. So lets keep it comedy and hopefully we can get a laugh out of something other than belittling people's great suffering. You don't like it. Too bad.

caveman (Dublin) - Posts: 77 - 19/06/2009 14:26:52    317077

Bad Santa: Willie: "God damn it kind, what's the matter with you? Did somebody drop you on your head or something?" Kid: "On MY head?" Willie: "Yeah on your head!! they were hardly gonna drop you on someone else's head, JESUS kid what's the matter with you? Are you ****** with me?!?"

Lockjaw (Donegal) - Posts: 9905 - 19/06/2009 14:32:01    317082

Anchorman: Ron Burgandy: What cologne are you going to go with? London Gentleman or wait a minute..... Blackbeards delight? Brian Fantana: No this kitty gets a special scent its called *** panther by odeon... its illegal in 15 countries... its made with bits of real panther so you know its good. Ron Burgandy: its a formidable scent...stings the nostriles.... i gotta be honest with you Brian that smells like pure gasoline

irishtom (Donegal) - Posts: 219 - 19/06/2009 15:19:41    317151

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time

black&white (Sligo) - Posts: 1628 - 19/06/2009 16:19:07    317232

Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me. Ron Burgundy: What are you doing? Veronica Corningstone: I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story. Ron Burgundy: I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history. Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job. Ron Burgundy: Big deal. I am very professional. Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby. Ron Burgundy: I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman. Veronica Corningstone: You are not a man. You are a big fat joke. Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. Veronica Corningstone: I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir. Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate h**ker. Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry. Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Wh*re Island? Veronica Corningstone: Well, you have bad hair. Ron Burgundy: [insulted] What did you say? Veronica Corningstone: I said... your hair... looks stupid.

black&white (Sligo) - Posts: 1628 - 19/06/2009 16:22:07    317239

Real Louth Fan will you chill out, Matt Stone's (co-creator of South Park) mother is Jewish.


Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement!
Cartman: They're not people; they're hippies!

Oops!! just offended hippies there.

Sisco87 (Tipperary) - Posts: 759 - 19/06/2009 17:26:47    317292

19/06/2009 17:26:47
Sisco87
County: Tipperary
Posts: 180

317292 Real Louth Fan will you chill out, Matt Stone's (co-creator of South Park) mother is Jewish.


Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement!
Cartman: They're not people; they're hippies!

Oops!! just offended hippies there.

If you view hippies as a group in the same way as you do people of the Jewish faith then you have problems. It is not only the preserve of those belittled by that kind of humour to be offended by it.

However, I did point out that I liked the first three jokes and found the last one simply inappropriate. I don't see the reason for the over reaction. Now ask yourself - who needs to chill out?

Real Louth fan (Louth) - Posts: 3157 - 19/06/2009 17:38:25    317306

louth fan
do you think you are a moderator here or something. if HS want you to decide whats allowed here and whats not i'm sure they'd have offered you a job

caveman (Dublin) - Posts: 77 - 19/06/2009 17:50:24    317315

Dude, I'm sitting at home at my computer slouched back with my feet up and The Simpsons on in the background, I couldn't be more chilled out.

Sisco87 (Tipperary) - Posts: 759 - 19/06/2009 18:18:09    317341